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Режиссер: Lee Aronsohn - Chuck Lorre

Сценарий: Lee Aronsohn - Chuck Lorre

Рольләрдә: Jon Cryer - Angus T. Jones - Ashton Kutcher - Charlie Sheen - Conchata Ferrell

AKA: Two and a Half Men, Два з половиною чоловiки, Dois Homens e Meio

Фильм исеме	#			Latest
Season 1
0. Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot				Төяү
1. Pilot	6	29870x	0.0	11/09/2014
2. Big Flappy Bastards	3	12347x	0.0	10/05/2014
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	3	10264x	7.7	11/08/2012
4. Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot	1	1449x	8.1	28/06/2013
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump	2	6747x	0.0	11/08/2012
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	3	7034x	7.5	11/08/2012
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake	3	6548x	8.3	11/08/2012
8. Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	3	6084x	7.8	09/03/2014
9. Phase One, Complete	5	6514x	7.5	09/10/2014
10. Merry Thanksgiving	3	5470x	0.0	01/07/2013
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	2	5058x	0.0	05/01/2013
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones	3	5466x	8.8	31/03/2013
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan	3	6439x	7.6	01/07/2013
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas	3	5159x	0.0	02/07/2013
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	3	4878x	0.0	13/03/2014
16. That Was Saliva, Alan	1	3915x	7.8	09/08/2010
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	2	4929x	0.0	27/12/2010
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick	4	6058x	8.5	06/07/2013
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	3	5099x	0.0	13/03/2014
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	3	4920x	0.0	13/03/2014
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing	2	4366x	8.2	06/07/2013
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	4	7045x	8.0	07/07/2013
23. Just Like Buffalo	3	5142x	0.0	08/07/2013
24. Can You Feel My Finger	2	4873x	0.0	08/07/2013
Season 2
1. Back Off Mary Poppins	4	14544x	8.0	20/06/2016
2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	3	8085x	7.6	06/10/2013
3. A Bag Full of Jawea	2	6274x	8.0	20/02/2013
4. Go Get Mommy's Bra	2	6186x	7.9	14/02/2011
5. Bad News from the Clinic	1	4865x	7.6	21/12/2010
6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	1	3995x	7.8	06/08/2010
7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	1	3655x	7.3	21/12/2010
8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	2	4352x	8.0	31/12/2010
9. Yes, Monsignor	2	4052x	8.0	01/01/2011
10. The Salmon Under My Sweater	2	4361x	8.0	17/06/2013
11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	1	3411x	0.0	07/08/2010
12. A Lung Full of Alan	2	3834x	8.0	01/01/2011
13. Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów	1	3354x	8.3	04/12/2010
14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	2	3828x	0.0	17/02/2011
15. Smell the Umbrella Stand	1	3098x	8.0	31/12/2010
16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	1	3023x	8.4	31/12/2010
17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	2	3551x	7.9	18/02/2011
18. It Was Mame, Mom	1	3321x	8.1	01/01/2011
19. A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	2	3838x	0.0	03/07/2018
20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	1	3188x	7.9	17/12/2010
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	3	3509x	7.9	28/01/2013
22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	3	3521x	0.0	28/01/2013
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	1	2919x	0.0	16/12/2010
24. Does This Smell Funny to You	1	2900x	8.3	16/12/2010
Season 3
1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	4	6993x	7.8	28/01/2013
2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	7	6776x	0.0	28/12/2017
3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	4	4717x	7.8	28/01/2013
4. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	3	3986x	7.8	28/01/2013
5. We Called It Mr. Pinky	3	5009x	7.8	03/01/2014
6. Hi, Mr. Horned One	3	4025x	0.0	20/06/2013
7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	3	3698x	8.1	27/11/2013
8. That Voodoo That I Do Do	2	4113x	0.0	28/01/2013
9. Madame and Her Special Friend	3	3771x	8.1	27/11/2013
10. Something Salted and Twisted	2	3678x	7.8	28/12/2017
11. Santa's Village of the Damned	2	3978x	0.0	20/02/2011
12. That Special Tug	1	3135x	8.0	18/02/2011
13. Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	3	3987x	7.8	28/12/2017
14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	2	3127x	8.3	15/02/2013
15. My Tongue Is Meat	3	3761x	8.0	14/07/2014
16. Ergo, the Booty Call	1	3263x	8.5	17/12/2010
17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	2	3206x	0.0	23/04/2013
18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler	1	2902x	7.8	15/08/2010
19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	2	3470x	7.9	20/05/2013
20. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	2	4811x	8.3	12/06/2013
21. And the Plot Moistens	1	3457x	7.8	16/08/2010
22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie	2	3727x	0.0	22/02/2011
23. Arguments for the Quickie	1	2888x	0.0	24/02/2011
24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	1	2819x	8.1	18/08/2010
Season 4
1. Working for Caligula	8	8361x	7.6	31/12/2017
2. Who's Vod Kanockers	2	4180x	7.8	08/02/2014
3. The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	2	2912x	0.0	03/04/2015
4. A Pot Smoking Monkey	2	3240x	7.5	01/04/2015
5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	2	3185x	7.8	29/11/2013
6. Apologies for the Frivolity	2	3261x	8.3	18/05/2014
7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	2	7599x	7.8	18/08/2010
8. Release the Dogs	1	2927x	8.1	18/08/2010
9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	1	2635x	7.7	18/08/2010
10. Kissing Abraham Lincoln	2	2901x	7.9	29/12/2013
11. Walnuts and Demerol	1	2562x	8.7	24/12/2010
12. Castrating Sheep in Montana	1	2789x	7.8	24/12/2010
13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer	1	2834x	7.8	13/08/2010
14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	2	2885x	7.9	30/11/2013
15. My Damn Stalker	1	2782x	0.0	08/08/2010
16. Young People Have Phlegm Too	1	2592x	7.9	16/10/2010
17. I Merely Slept with a Commie	1	2721x	7.6	14/08/2010
18. It Never Rains in Hooterville	1	2511x	7.6	14/08/2010
19. Smooth as a Ken Doll	2	2949x	8.2	02/04/2014
20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	2	2972x	8.2	06/02/2014
21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	2	2860x	0.0	06/02/2014
22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	2	2920x	7.9	01/12/2013
23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	1	2541x	8.2	13/09/2010
24. Prostitutes and Gelato	2	2577x	8.4	25/04/2013
Season 5
1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	5	7299x	8.0	28/06/2018
2. Media Room Slash Dungeon	3	5378x	8.0	18/12/2013
3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	3	4601x	7.9	01/12/2013
4. City of Great Racks	3	4508x	8.1	11/09/2013
5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	2	3388x	7.9	11/12/2012
6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail	2	3805x	8.0	11/12/2012
7. Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	2	4736x	7.8	11/12/2012
8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	2	3553x	8.6	06/02/2013
9. Tight's Good	2	3285x	8.1	04/02/2013
10. Kinda Like Necrophilia	2	3269x	8.0	04/02/2013
11. Meander to Your Dander	3	4022x	8.2	18/12/2013
12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	2	3229x	0.0	04/02/2013
13. The Soil is Moist	3	3617x	8.3	18/12/2013
14. Winky-Dink Time	4	3944x	8.1	05/10/2017
15. Rough Night in Hump Junction	2	3900x	0.0	19/12/2013
16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	3	3205x	7.9	21/04/2013
17. Fish in a Drawer	3	3456x	8.8	16/09/2013
18. If My Hole Could Talk	3	3179x	7.7	20/12/2013
19. Waiting for the Right Snapper	3	3171x	0.0	20/12/2013
Season 6
1. Taterhead Is Our Love Child	6	5184x	7.9	13/04/2018
2. Pie Hole, Herb	1	4450x	7.7	22/10/2010
3. Damn You, Eggs Benedict	1	3303x	7.9	22/10/2010
4. The Flavin' and the Mavin'	2	3338x	7.7	10/09/2013
5. A Jock Strap in Hell	2	3370x	7.5	03/04/2014
6. It's Always Nazi Week	4	3955x	8.1	18/04/2016
7. Best H.O. Money Can Buy	1	2512x	7.9	14/09/2010
8. Pinocchio's Mouth	3	3392x	7.9	01/02/2014
9. The Mooch at the Boo	3	2971x	8.5	18/04/2016
10. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited	2	3132x	7.6	27/04/2013
11. The Devil's Lube	4	2939x	7.8	12/08/2016
12. Thank God for Scoliosis	3	3068x	8.1	12/08/2016
13. I Think You Offended Don	3	2945x	7.7	12/08/2016
14. David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie	3	2964x	8.0	25/06/2013
15. I'd Like to Start with the Cat	2	2817x	0.0	27/04/2013
16. She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime	4	3117x	8.3	09/11/2017
17. The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?	2	2678x	0.0	28/04/2013
18. My Son's Enormous Head	1	2305x	7.7	28/10/2010
19. The Two Finger Rule	2	2889x	8.7	26/06/2013
20. Hello, I am Alan Cousteau	2	2670x	7.8	28/04/2013
21. Above Exalted Cyclops	2	2645x	8.3	25/03/2013
22. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box	1	2265x	7.6	15/09/2010
23. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth	3	3014x	7.8	12/06/2013
24. Baseball Was Better with Steroids	2	2749x	0.0	29/04/2013
Season 7
1. 818-jklpuzo	1	7180x	8.1	15/09/2010
2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation	2	4525x	0.0	04/12/2013
3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.	2	3902x	7.6	28/04/2013
4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator	2	3527x	0.0	27/03/2013
5. For the Sake of the Child	3	4496x	7.6	29/04/2013
6. Give Me Your Thumb	3	3573x	7.9	29/04/2013
7. Untainted by Filth	2	3597x	7.9	28/03/2013
8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.	1	2933x	8.8	16/09/2010
9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair	2	3209x	7.8	28/04/2013
10. That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'	2	3138x	0.0	28/04/2013
11. Warning, It's Dirty	2	3200x	8.1	08/04/2013
12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste	3	3368x	7.8	30/07/2013
13. Yay, No Polyps	2	2517x	8.0	08/04/2013
14. Crude and Uncalled For	2	2900x	7.7	08/04/2013
15. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche	2	3458x	0.0	22/06/2013
16. Tinkle Like a Princess	2	2795x	7.8	09/04/2013
17. I Found Your Moustache	3	3293x	0.0	09/10/2013
18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day	1	2172x	8.3	16/09/2010
19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave	1	2518x	7.9	18/09/2010
20. I Called Him Magoo	2	2799x	7.7	10/04/2013
21. Gumby with a Pokey	2	2635x	8.0	27/06/2013
22. This Is Not Gonna End Well	3	2761x	8.0	26/09/2013
Season 8
1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud	4	8558x	8.4	11/03/2018
2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer	2	4516x	7.9	01/07/2013
3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus	2	3859x	0.0	01/07/2013
4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers	3	4255x	7.9	12/09/2013
5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel	2	3784x	0.0	01/07/2013
6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger	2	3567x	7.9	12/11/2013
7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette	3	4015x	0.0	11/04/2014
8. Springtime on a Stick	3	4020x	0.0	11/04/2014
9. A Good Time in Central Africa	2	3357x	8.1	11/04/2014
10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop	4	4349x	7.6	24/06/2014
11. Dead from the Waist Down	2	2943x	7.6	13/04/2014
12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead	3	3243x	7.4	13/04/2014
13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup	2	3406x	7.6	24/06/2014
14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs	1	2649x	7.7	19/01/2011
15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak	2	2569x	8.1	22/12/2013
16. That Darn Priest	2	3614x	0.0	30/05/2013
Season 9
1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt	3	7223x	5.5	09/07/2015
2. People Who Love Peepholes	2	3655x	5.2	01/08/2016
3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food	3	3797x	5.2	02/03/2019
4. Nine Magic Fingers	2	3302x	5.4	01/08/2016
5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro	2	2981x	5.5	30/04/2016
6. The Squat and the Hover	2	2798x	5.4	03/03/2019
7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets	3	3430x	5.6	01/05/2016
8. Thank You for the Intercourse	1	2492x	6.4	18/03/2013
9. Frodo's Headshots	2	2549x	6.3	01/05/2016
10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes	1	2574x	6.0	25/11/2011
11. What a Lovely Landing Strip	1	2471x	6.2	07/01/2012
12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!	2	2712x	5.5	07/01/2012
13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion	1	2306x	6.5	07/01/2012
14. A Possum on Chemo	1	1858x	6.2	27/06/2013
15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack	2	2253x	6.4	02/05/2016
16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy	2	2359x	6.5	02/05/2016
17. Not in My Mouth!	2	2337x	5.5	02/05/2016
18. The War Against Gingivitis	2	2325x	5.4	02/08/2016
19. Palmdale, Ech	2	2248x	6.1	02/08/2016
20. Grandma's Pie	2	2382x	5.9	03/07/2016
21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'	3	2734x	6.0	02/08/2016
22. Why We Gave Up Women	2	2390x	6.2	03/05/2016
23. The Straw in My Donut Hole	2	2417x	5.5	10/03/2019
24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!	3	2897x	6.2	03/05/2016
Season 10
1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk	2	28894x	6.0	03/08/2016
2. A Big Bag of Dog	2	4074x	6.2	13/06/2013
3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt	1	3470x	0.0	05/04/2013
4. You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For	2	3930x	6.5	13/10/2013
5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam	6	13699x	6.4	18/02/2017
6. Ferrets, Attack!	2	3294x	6.0	14/06/2013
7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard	2	3163x	6.3	14/06/2013
8. Something My Gynecologist Said	2	2985x	6.4	14/06/2013
9. I Scream When I Pee	2	3469x	0.0	14/06/2013
10. One Nut Johnson	1	2976x	6.9	26/02/2013
11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole	2	2950x	6.7	07/05/2016
12. Welcome to Alancrest	1	2711x	6.1	10/04/2013
13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line	2	2583x	5.5	07/05/2016
14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!	2	2617x	6.4	16/03/2019
15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It	2	2884x	6.8	09/05/2016
16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby	1	2512x	6.2	11/04/2013
17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries	2	2743x	0.0	10/05/2016
18. The 9:04 from Pemberton	3	3238x	6.2	04/08/2016
19. Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon	1	2499x	6.7	15/03/2013
20. Bazinga! That's From a TV Show	2	2833x	6.9	19/05/2017
21. Another Night with Neil Diamond	2	2816x	0.0	05/08/2016
22. My Bodacious Vidalia	1	1800x	6.2	14/08/2013
23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped	3	4200x	0.0	05/08/2016
Season 11
1. Nangnangnangnang	3	8362x	6.1	05/08/2016
2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball	3	5535x	0.0	13/11/2013
3. This Unblessed Biscuit	2	4089x	5.9	13/11/2013
4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank	2	4162x	6.1	05/08/2016
5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003	2	3978x	0.0	20/07/2015
6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants	1	3912x	6.0	08/11/2013
7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie	2	3737x	6.5	20/04/2016
8. Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.	1	3370x	6.2	22/11/2013
9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer	2	3526x	5.9	06/08/2016
10. On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!	2	3447x	6.5	06/08/2016
11. Tazed in the Lady Nuts	1	3391x	6.6	03/01/2014
12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.	2	4599x	6.2	28/04/2014
13. Bite Me, Supreme Court	1	3144x	6.1	31/01/2014
14. Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe	3	3809x	6.4	06/08/2016
15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin	2	3520x	6.1	06/08/2016
16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper	2	3268x	6.5	07/08/2016
17. Welcome Home, Jake	2	3522x	6.5	07/08/2016
18. West Side Story	2	3486x	6.6	07/08/2016
19. Lan mao shi zai wuding shang	2	3445x	7.4	07/08/2016
20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia	2	3349x	0.0	07/08/2016
21. Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot	2	3384x	6.0	07/08/2016
22. Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead	2	4217x	6.6	07/08/2016
Season 12
1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach	4	11794x	5.2	14/03/2015
2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza	2	3871x	0.0	23/11/2014
3. Glamping in a Yurt	3	4126x	5.4	14/03/2015
4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight	2	3513x	5.5	01/04/2017
5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.	3	5244x	5.1	24/04/2015
6. Alan Shot a Little Girl	4	4302x	0.0	28/11/2016
7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner	3	4060x	6.0	17/09/2020
8. Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey	1	79x	5.4	29/08/2023
9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey	3	4331x	5.6	28/11/2016
10. Here I Come, Pants!	2	1511x	5.8	29/11/2016
11. For Whom the Booty Calls	2	3063x	5.5	16/03/2015
12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off	3	3113x	6.0	29/11/2016
13. Boompa Loved His Hookers	2	4314x	5.7	16/03/2015
14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun	2	4686x	5.6	29/11/2016
15. Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2	2	6782x	3.9	18/01/2018
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One_Hour_Of_Two_And_A_Half_Men	1	676x	0.0	04/12/2017

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