Two and a Half Men (2003) Ebraisht titra

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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Vlerësimi i filmit: 7.1 / 10 (283947)

Seria: #1 - #2 - #3 - #4 - #5 - #6 - #7 - #8 - #9 - #10 - #11 - #12

Drejtuar nga: Lee Aronsohn - Chuck Lorre

Kreditet e autorit: Lee Aronsohn - Chuck Lorre

Aktore: Jon Cryer - Angus T. Jones - Ashton Kutcher - Charlie Sheen - Conchata Ferrell

AKA: Two and a Half Men, Два з половиною чоловiки, Dois Homens e Meio

Emri i filmit	#			Latest
Season 1
0. Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot				Ngarkoni
1. Pilot	5	12755x	8.1	13/06/2015
2. Big Flappy Bastards	3	6865x	7.7	05/08/2010
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	5	5944x	7.7	12/01/2020
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	4	5104x	7.9	10/03/2014
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump	2	4060x	7.8	08/02/2008
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	3	4593x	7.5	05/08/2010
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake	3	4042x	8.3	06/08/2010
8. Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	3	3685x	7.8	06/08/2010
9. Phase One, Complete	4	3997x	7.5	11/11/2019
10. Merry Thanksgiving	3	3587x	8.0	06/08/2010
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	3	3518x	7.6	14/07/2010
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones	3	3651x	8.6	06/08/2010
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan	4	4708x	7.6	02/10/2014
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas	3	3044x	7.7	16/07/2010
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	2	2952x	7.8	08/02/2008
16. That Was Saliva, Alan	3	3012x	7.8	17/07/2010
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	4	4000x	7.9	05/01/2020
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick	2	3584x	8.4	08/02/2008
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	3	3424x	8.1	17/07/2010
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	3	3678x	7.5	06/08/2010
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing	4	3016x	8.0	31/01/2020
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	4	3484x	7.8	27/12/2017
23. Just Like Buffalo	4	3403x	8.4	22/07/2017
24. Can You Feel My Finger	3	3009x	8.1	19/07/2010
Season 2
1. Back Off Mary Poppins	3	11066x	7.9	09/11/2018
2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	2	4466x	7.6	27/04/2016
3. A Bag Full of Jawea	1	3350x	7.9	21/07/2010
4. Go Get Mommy's Bra	2	3531x	7.9	10/07/2013
5. Bad News from the Clinic	4	3941x	7.6	13/02/2015
6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	1	2229x	7.8	08/08/2010
7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	2	2411x	7.3	06/03/2013
8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	2	2530x	8.0	11/03/2019
9. Yes, Monsignor	1	1875x	7.8	08/08/2010
10. The Salmon Under My Sweater	1	2144x	7.9	08/08/2010
11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	1	2276x	8.0	08/08/2010
12. A Lung Full of Alan	1	1741x	8.0	08/08/2010
13. Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów	2	2300x	8.1	28/02/2015
14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	1	1734x	7.6	08/08/2010
15. Smell the Umbrella Stand	2	1936x	7.9	14/03/2015
16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	2	1992x	8.2	14/03/2015
17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	3	2094x	7.8	20/03/2015
18. It Was Mame, Mom	2	2124x	8.1	27/12/2015
19. A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	3	2340x	7.8	08/01/2017
20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	2	1802x	7.6	21/03/2015
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	2	1751x	7.8	21/03/2015
22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	3	2207x	7.6	21/03/2015
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	3	1967x	8.7	22/03/2015
24. Does This Smell Funny to You	3	1995x	8.3	22/03/2015
Season 3
1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	6	5301x	7.8	22/07/2017
2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	3	3750x	8.1	09/02/2014
3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	3	3244x	7.7	26/12/2018
4. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	2	2807x	7.7	28/08/2010
5. We Called It Mr. Pinky	3	3383x	7.7	16/02/2014
6. Hi, Mr. Horned One	1	2268x	8.4	07/02/2008
7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	2	2770x	7.8	28/08/2010
8. That Voodoo That I Do Do	3	3023x	8.3	03/04/2015
9. Madame and Her Special Friend	3	3064x	8.0	28/08/2010
10. Something Salted and Twisted	6	3184x	7.5	16/07/2022
11. Santa's Village of the Damned	1	1920x	8.3	06/08/2010
12. That Special Tug	4	3179x	8.0	11/03/2013
13. Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	3	2521x	7.6	09/01/2019
14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	3	2606x	8.2	28/08/2010
15. My Tongue Is Meat	2	2018x	7.8	05/04/2015
16. Ergo, the Booty Call	3	2326x	8.4	05/04/2015
17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	2	1948x	7.5	28/11/2010
18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler	3	2295x	7.7	06/04/2015
19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	2	2102x	7.9	07/04/2015
20. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	3	2425x	8.3	07/04/2015
21. And the Plot Moistens	3	2554x	7.7	09/04/2015
22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie	4	2504x	7.9	23/03/2019
23. Arguments for the Quickie	3	2309x	7.7	20/03/2019
24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	3	2631x	8.1	11/04/2015
Season 4
1. Working for Caligula	6	27459x	7.6	09/05/2015
2. Who's Vod Kanockers	3	3064x	7.8	09/03/2019
3. The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	3	2389x	7.5	07/01/2020
4. A Pot Smoking Monkey	3	2469x	7.5	23/04/2015
5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	3	2450x	7.7	23/04/2015
6. Apologies for the Frivolity	2	2383x	8.3	15/08/2010
7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	3	4164x	7.8	15/08/2010
8. Release the Dogs	2	2446x	7.9	16/08/2010
9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	2	1930x	7.7	16/08/2010
10. Kissing Abraham Lincoln	2	2044x	7.7	16/08/2010
11. Walnuts and Demerol	2	1993x	8.6	16/08/2010
12. Castrating Sheep in Montana	2	1818x	7.6	16/08/2010
13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer	2	1855x	7.6	16/08/2010
14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	2	1966x	7.7	16/08/2010
15. My Damn Stalker	4	2183x	7.8	23/01/2020
16. Young People Have Phlegm Too	2	1896x	7.7	16/08/2010
17. I Merely Slept with a Commie	2	2020x	7.5	16/08/2010
18. It Never Rains in Hooterville	2	1747x	7.6	28/05/2013
19. Smooth as a Ken Doll	2	2133x	8.1	16/08/2010
20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	2	1693x	8.2	16/08/2010
21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	3	2009x	7.7	09/05/2016
22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	2	1728x	7.7	16/08/2010
23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	3	1928x	8.0	13/06/2015
24. Prostitutes and Gelato	2	1591x	8.2	16/08/2010
Season 5
1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	2	4248x	7.9	13/08/2010
2. Media Room Slash Dungeon	2	3525x	7.8	17/08/2010
3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	2	2955x	7.8	17/08/2010
4. City of Great Racks	3	2925x	7.9	07/10/2019
5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	3	2324x	7.8	07/10/2019
6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail	2	2571x	7.7	17/08/2010
7. Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	2	40820x	7.6	28/08/2010
8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	2	2164x	8.5	03/12/2010
9. Tight's Good	2	2235x	7.9	28/08/2010
10. Kinda Like Necrophilia	3	2341x	8.0	08/07/2013
11. Meander to Your Dander	3	2222x	8.0	09/11/2013
12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	2	1872x	7.7	04/12/2010
13. The Soil is Moist	3	5317x	8.1	19/12/2010
14. Winky-Dink Time	4	2481x	7.9	02/07/2014
15. Rough Night in Hump Junction	3	5472x	7.7	08/02/2014
16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	2	1757x	7.8	17/08/2010
17. Fish in a Drawer	3	2159x	8.6	19/12/2010
18. If My Hole Could Talk	3	1991x	7.7	23/12/2013
19. Waiting for the Right Snapper	3	1951x	7.8	23/12/2013
Season 6
1. Taterhead Is Our Love Child	10	3788x	7.8	23/02/2019
2. Pie Hole, Herb	2	3517x	7.8	02/09/2010
3. Damn You, Eggs Benedict	3	3339x	7.9	18/10/2010
4. The Flavin' and the Mavin'	4	4226x	7.7	10/08/2018
5. A Jock Strap in Hell	3	3040x	7.5	04/09/2010
6. It's Always Nazi Week	3	2839x	8.0	29/09/2010
7. Best H.O. Money Can Buy	3	2177x	7.9	04/09/2010
8. Pinocchio's Mouth	5	2768x	7.7	18/02/2019
9. The Mooch at the Boo	4	2571x	8.5	20/02/2019
10. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited	2	2038x	7.6	15/08/2010
11. The Devil's Lube	4	2074x	7.7	20/02/2019
12. Thank God for Scoliosis	5	2374x	8.0	10/08/2018
13. I Think You Offended Don	4	2549x	7.5	20/10/2018
14. David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie	4	2210x	8.0	11/08/2018
15. I'd Like to Start with the Cat	3	1903x	7.6	15/06/2018
16. She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime	4	2080x	8.2	23/04/2019
17. The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?	3	1997x	7.6	26/09/2010
18. My Son's Enormous Head	5	2010x	7.6	23/04/2019
19. The Two Finger Rule	4	1995x	8.7	22/02/2019
20. Hello, I am Alan Cousteau	4	2063x	7.8	24/04/2019
21. Above Exalted Cyclops	4	2060x	8.1	11/08/2018
22. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box	4	1947x	7.6	25/04/2019
23. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth	4	1836x	7.7	11/08/2018
24. Baseball Was Better with Steroids	4	9125x	8.3	25/04/2019
Season 7
1. 818-jklpuzo	2	6595x	8.1	15/01/2011
2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation	2	3610x	7.8	31/10/2010
3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.	2	3056x	7.6	31/10/2010
4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator	3	2855x	7.6	11/03/2014
5. For the Sake of the Child	3	3162x	7.6	31/10/2010
6. Give Me Your Thumb	2	2689x	7.9	07/01/2011
7. Untainted by Filth	3	2854x	7.9	09/09/2015
8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.	3	2663x	8.5	07/01/2011
9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair	2	2370x	7.8	07/01/2011
10. That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'	4	2527x	7.9	26/10/2019
11. Warning, It's Dirty	3	2543x	7.9	31/10/2010
12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste	2	2117x	7.8	31/10/2010
13. Yay, No Polyps	2	2088x	7.8	31/10/2010
14. Crude and Uncalled For	3	2301x	7.5	31/10/2010
15. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche	2	2061x	7.5	31/10/2010
16. Tinkle Like a Princess	2	2076x	7.6	31/10/2010
17. I Found Your Moustache	3	2030x	7.4	15/04/2013
18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day	2	2062x	8.2	01/11/2010
19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave	2	1903x	7.7	01/11/2010
20. I Called Him Magoo	2	2132x	7.6	01/11/2010
21. Gumby with a Pokey	2	1988x	7.9	01/11/2010
22. This Is Not Gonna End Well	2	1930x	7.8	01/11/2010
Season 8
1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud	2	7242x	8.4	04/04/2013
2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer	1	3230x	7.9	30/09/2010
3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus	2	3625x	7.8	08/10/2010
4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers	2	2773x	8.0	12/12/2014
5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel	2	3450x	7.6	15/11/2010
6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger	2	2461x	8.0	16/03/2013
7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette	5	3345x	7.7	22/08/2023
8. Springtime on a Stick	3	3520x	7.7	01/01/2017
9. A Good Time in Central Africa	2	2839x	8.0	12/10/2013
10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop	5	2505x	7.4	25/02/2019
11. Dead from the Waist Down	3	2298x	7.4	12/06/2013
12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead	4	2664x	7.2	17/04/2013
13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup	2	2301x	7.6	17/04/2013
14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs	2	2247x	7.7	17/04/2013
15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak	2	2252x	8.1	08/04/2013
16. That Darn Priest	2	3109x	7.5	03/11/2013
Season 9
1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt	3	5443x	5.5	28/10/2015
2. People Who Love Peepholes	2	2926x	5.3	28/04/2013
3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food	3	2886x	5.3	03/11/2013
4. Nine Magic Fingers	1	1762x	5.7	24/03/2013
5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro	2	2060x	5.8	08/05/2013
6. The Squat and the Hover	2	1826x	5.6	21/10/2013
7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets	1	1448x	5.9	12/05/2013
8. Thank You for the Intercourse	3	1744x	6.6	20/09/2014
9. Frodo's Headshots	2	1601x	6.4	30/09/2018
10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes	2	1563x	6.2	11/04/2013
11. What a Lovely Landing Strip	3	1939x	6.3	14/09/2012
12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!	2	1714x	5.7	22/08/2012
13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion	3	1787x	6.6	14/09/2012
14. A Possum on Chemo	2	1717x	6.3	22/08/2012
15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack	1	1370x	6.4	02/03/2012
16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy	1	1453x	6.6	02/03/2012
17. Not in My Mouth!	2	1425x	5.5	23/04/2013
18. The War Against Gingivitis	2	999x	5.7	03/11/2019
19. Palmdale, Ech	1	1052x	6.3	21/04/2013
20. Grandma's Pie	2	1365x	6.0	12/11/2014
21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'	3	1604x	6.2	05/04/2014
22. Why We Gave Up Women	2	1512x	6.3	15/10/2012
23. The Straw in My Donut Hole	1	1266x	5.7	18/07/2012
24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!	1	1257x	6.4	07/03/2013
Season 10
1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk	2	29161x	6.1	30/09/2012
2. A Big Bag of Dog	2	3180x	6.3	09/04/2013
3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt	1	2437x	6.1	14/03/2013
4. You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For	1	2251x	6.5	11/04/2013
5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam	3	2676x	6.5	02/08/2017
6. Ferrets, Attack!	1	2173x	6.0	03/11/2012
7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard	1	2286x	6.3	10/11/2012
8. Something My Gynecologist Said	1	2111x	6.6	01/04/2013
9. I Scream When I Pee	1	1995x	7.0	10/03/2013
10. One Nut Johnson	1	1692x	6.9	15/12/2012
11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole	2	2160x	6.7	23/10/2017
12. Welcome to Alancrest	1	56410x	6.3	11/03/2013
13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line	1	1837x	5.6	28/02/2013
14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!				Ngarkoni
15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It	1	1749x	6.8	07/03/2013
16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby	2	1937x	6.4	02/11/2018
17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries	1	1831x	6.3	10/03/2013
18. The 9:04 from Pemberton	1	1843x	6.4	10/03/2013
19. Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon	1	9759x	6.9	22/03/2013
20. Bazinga! That's From a TV Show	1	1859x	6.9	11/04/2013
21. Another Night with Neil Diamond	1	2231x	6.2	27/04/2013
22. My Bodacious Vidalia	1	1900x	6.4	05/05/2013
23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped	1	1928x	6.4	11/05/2013
Season 11
1. Nangnangnangnang	2	9074x	6.1	02/10/2013
2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball	2	8511x	6.0	06/10/2013
3. This Unblessed Biscuit	2	3820x	6.0	15/10/2013
4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank	2	4109x	6.3	21/11/2013
5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003	2	16148x	6.3	28/10/2013
6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants	1	3089x	6.1	23/11/2013
7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie	2	10567x	6.5	24/11/2013
8. Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.	2	2703x	6.2	24/11/2013
9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer	2	2476x	6.1	11/12/2013
10. On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!	2	2716x	6.4	16/12/2013
11. Tazed in the Lady Nuts	2	2761x	6.5	06/01/2014
12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.	2	6283x	6.3	18/03/2014
13. Bite Me, Supreme Court	2	2678x	6.2	05/02/2014
14. Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe	2	2611x	6.2	25/11/2017
15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin	2	2583x	6.2	06/03/2014
16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper	2	2283x	6.6	15/03/2014
17. Welcome Home, Jake	2	2773x	6.6	19/03/2014
18. West Side Story	2	2734x	6.5	11/04/2014
19. Lan mao shi zai wuding shang	1	2580x	7.1	18/04/2014
20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia	3	2941x	7.2	26/09/2018
21. Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot	2	2583x	6.1	27/09/2018
22. Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead	1	3394x	6.6	18/06/2014
Season 12
1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach	2	8164x	5.3	18/12/2014
2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza				Ngarkoni
3. Glamping in a Yurt	1	2230x	5.5	24/12/2014
4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight	1	2152x	5.6	26/12/2014
5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.	1	2127x	5.3	31/12/2014
6. Alan Shot a Little Girl	2	2547x	5.3	26/01/2015
7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner	1	1839x	5.9	26/01/2015
8. Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey	1	1477x	5.6	24/02/2015
9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey	1	1910x	5.8	01/02/2015
10. Here I Come, Pants!	1	333x	5.8	04/03/2018
11. For Whom the Booty Calls	1	1724x	5.6	14/02/2015
12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off	1	1938x	6.0	11/02/2015
13. Boompa Loved His Hookers	1	3739x	5.7	14/02/2015
14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun	1	4259x	5.7	25/02/2015
15. Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2	1	6347x	3.8	01/03/2015

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