Two and a Half Men (2003) פולנית כתוביות

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Season: #1 - #2 - #3 - #4 - #5 - #6 - #7 - #8 - #9 - #10 - #11 - #12

במאי: Lee Aronsohn - Chuck Lorre

תסריטאי: Lee Aronsohn - Chuck Lorre

שחקנים: Jon Cryer - Angus T. Jones - Ashton Kutcher - Charlie Sheen - Conchata Ferrell

ידוע כ-: Dwóch i pól, Dwóch i pół, Two and a Half Men, Два з половиною чоловiки, Dois Homens e Meio

שם סרט	#			Latest
Season 1
0. Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot				הוספת כתוביות
1. Pilot	11	6410x	0.0	14/03/16
2. Big Flappy Bastards	14	7185x	0.0	25/03/16
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	11	5554x	7.7	22/01/14
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	9	5214x	7.9	22/01/14
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump	8	3217x	0.0	17/03/12
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	7	2755x	7.5	19/07/12
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake	9	2576x	8.3	19/07/12
8. Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	5	2327x	7.8	12/09/10
9. Phase One, Complete	6	2085x	7.5	24/09/11
10. Merry Thanksgiving	6	2327x	0.0	23/01/14
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	8	2568x	0.0	12/09/10
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones	9	2755x	8.8	23/01/14
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan	7	3111x	7.6	19/07/12
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas	6	2071x	0.0	14/03/12
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	6	2178x	0.0	24/01/14
16. That Was Saliva, Alan	5	1870x	7.8	14/03/12
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	7	2437x	0.0	19/07/12
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick	6	2644x	8.5	16/02/20
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	5	2668x	0.0	09/09/15
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	6	2124x	0.0	16/02/20
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing	6	1905x	8.2	30/01/14
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	8	2582x	8.0	16/02/20
23. Just Like Buffalo	6	2020x	0.0	02/02/14
24. Can You Feel My Finger	5	1829x	0.0	04/02/14
Season 2
1. Back Off Mary Poppins	5	8210x	8.0	10/02/14
2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	6	4112x	7.6	06/02/14
3. A Bag Full of Jawea	7	3175x	8.0	18/02/20
4. Go Get Mommy's Bra	6	3485x	7.9	18/02/20
5. Bad News from the Clinic	5	2581x	7.6	07/02/14
6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	5	2271x	7.8	07/02/14
7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	4	1873x	7.3	19/02/20
8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	5	2004x	8.0	09/02/14
9. Yes, Monsignor	4	1901x	8.0	09/02/14
10. The Salmon Under My Sweater	4	2033x	8.0	09/02/14
11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	4	1659x	0.0	09/02/14
12. A Lung Full of Alan	3	1700x	8.0	10/08/11
13. Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów	6	2195x	8.3	23/02/20
14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	6	2019x	0.0	23/02/20
15. Smell the Umbrella Stand	6	1739x	8.0	12/02/14
16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	6	1810x	8.4	13/02/14
17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	7	1788x	7.9	15/02/14
18. It Was Mame, Mom	4	1790x	8.1	23/09/12
19. A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	4	1672x	0.0	23/09/12
20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	3	1361x	7.9	16/02/14
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	5	1555x	7.9	23/08/11
22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	4	1427x	0.0	23/08/11
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	7	1853x	0.0	20/02/14
24. Does This Smell Funny to You	9	1943x	8.3	20/02/14
Season 3
1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	5	3508x	7.8	21/08/17
2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	9	3053x	0.0	08/09/14
3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	5	1852x	7.8	26/09/12
4. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	6	2240x	7.8	30/12/14
5. We Called It Mr. Pinky	5	2131x	7.8	30/12/14
6. Hi, Mr. Horned One	4	1588x	0.0	06/01/13
7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	5	2199x	8.1	30/12/14
8. That Voodoo That I Do Do	4	2156x	0.0	27/08/17
9. Madame and Her Special Friend	4	1772x	8.1	05/01/15
10. Something Salted and Twisted	4	1852x	7.8	01/01/15
11. Santa's Village of the Damned	3	1542x	0.0	07/01/13
12. That Special Tug	4	1588x	8.0	28/09/12
13. Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	3	1751x	7.8	28/09/12
14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	4	1550x	8.3	28/09/12
15. My Tongue Is Meat	4	1489x	8.0	28/09/12
16. Ergo, the Booty Call	4	1572x	8.5	30/09/12
17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	7	3951x	0.0	05/01/15
18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler	4	3375x	7.8	30/09/12
19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	4	1987x	7.9	30/09/12
20. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	5	2108x	8.3	06/01/15
21. And the Plot Moistens	2	1534x	7.8	05/04/11
22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie	5	1877x	0.0	12/10/12
23. Arguments for the Quickie	3	1523x	0.0	20/04/09
24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	4	3118x	8.1	28/07/12
Season 4
1. Working for Caligula	10	3717x	7.6	02/11/20
2. Who's Vod Kanockers	5	4035x	7.8	16/10/12
3. The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	3	2077x	0.0	16/10/12
4. A Pot Smoking Monkey	1	1449x	7.5	23/05/08
5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	3	1622x	7.8	07/07/11
6. Apologies for the Frivolity	5	1798x	8.3	13/11/20
7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	4	6459x	7.8	02/07/12
8. Release the Dogs	4	4083x	8.1	15/11/20
9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	1	198x	7.7	14/03/15
10. Kissing Abraham Lincoln	3	1568x	7.9	14/03/15
11. Walnuts and Demerol	2	1296x	8.7	11/03/15
12. Castrating Sheep in Montana	1	1496x	7.8	17/12/08
13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer	4	1862x	7.8	02/11/12
14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	4	1969x	7.9	02/11/12
15. My Damn Stalker	4	1731x	0.0	19/11/20
16. Young People Have Phlegm Too	4	2119x	7.9	15/03/15
17. I Merely Slept with a Commie	3	1236x	7.6	18/03/15
18. It Never Rains in Hooterville	3	1591x	7.6	11/09/14
19. Smooth as a Ken Doll	2	1527x	8.2	21/03/15
20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	2	1510x	8.2	06/11/09
21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	3	1518x	0.0	21/03/15
22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	3	3588x	7.9	14/07/12
23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	5	1745x	8.2	22/03/15
24. Prostitutes and Gelato	3	1433x	8.4	22/03/15
Season 5
1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	5	4162x	8.0	03/07/16
2. Media Room Slash Dungeon	5	2916x	8.0	22/03/15
3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	4	2278x	7.9	22/03/15
4. City of Great Racks	2	2022x	8.1	14/04/11
5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	4	1635x	7.9	16/09/11
6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail	2	1662x	8.0	16/09/11
7. Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	4	2263x	7.8	24/09/15
8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	4	2056x	8.6	24/09/15
9. Tight's Good	5	2008x	8.1	24/09/15
10. Kinda Like Necrophilia	7	2188x	8.0	28/06/19
11. Meander to Your Dander	4	2320x	0.0	24/09/15
12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	3	1599x	0.0	02/07/11
13. The Soil is Moist	5	1921x	0.0	25/09/15
14. Winky-Dink Time	6	2125x	0.0	25/09/15
15. Rough Night in Hump Junction	5	2670x	0.0	23/09/12
16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	4	1510x	0.0	23/09/12
17. Fish in a Drawer	4	1784x	8.8	24/09/12
18. If My Hole Could Talk	4	1776x	7.7	27/09/12
19. Waiting for the Right Snapper	1	1260x	0.0	18/12/08
Season 6
1. Taterhead Is Our Love Child	7	2662x	7.9	26/09/16
2. Pie Hole, Herb	6	3045x	7.7	17/01/13
3. Damn You, Eggs Benedict	6	2421x	7.9	28/09/12
4. The Flavin' and the Mavin'	4	2012x	7.7	30/09/12
5. A Jock Strap in Hell	7	2570x	7.5	03/10/12
6. It's Always Nazi Week	8	3097x	8.1	03/10/12
7. Best H.O. Money Can Buy	5	1840x	7.9	04/10/12
8. Pinocchio's Mouth	5	2256x	7.9	04/10/12
9. The Mooch at the Boo	7	2510x	8.5	05/10/12
10. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited	5	2072x	7.6	20/09/11
11. The Devil's Lube	6	1958x	7.8	23/01/13
12. Thank God for Scoliosis	4	1991x	8.1	21/09/11
13. I Think You Offended Don	7	2232x	7.7	26/09/16
14. David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie	7	2086x	8.0	01/09/15
15. I'd Like to Start with the Cat	5	1968x	0.0	06/06/11
16. She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime	8	2596x	8.3	16/12/11
17. The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?	7	2123x	0.0	26/02/12
18. My Son's Enormous Head	5	1746x	7.7	26/02/12
19. The Two Finger Rule	11	7712x	8.7	21/08/11
20. Hello, I am Alan Cousteau	9	2353x	7.8	27/09/16
21. Above Exalted Cyclops	8	2318x	8.3	21/08/11
22. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box	4	1623x	7.6	21/08/11
23. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth	5	1850x	7.8	08/06/11
24. Baseball Was Better with Steroids	4	1913x	0.0	16/12/11
Season 7
1. 818-jklpuzo	6	8301x	8.1	18/09/12
2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation	6	5197x	0.0	18/09/12
3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.	2	4387x	7.6	29/07/11
4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator	3	4728x	0.0	07/07/12
5. For the Sake of the Child	4	8944x	7.6	09/08/12
6. Give Me Your Thumb	5	3046x	7.9	05/02/13
7. Untainted by Filth	5	1026x	7.9	30/01/13
8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.	5	2576x	8.8	18/09/12
9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair	5	2608x	7.8	18/09/12
10. That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'	3	2474x	0.0	04/03/12
11. Warning, It's Dirty	5	2758x	8.1	10/01/13
12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste	4	2361x	7.8	10/01/13
13. Yay, No Polyps	4	2348x	8.0	10/01/13
14. Crude and Uncalled For	4	2122x	7.7	10/01/13
15. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche	4	2337x	0.0	10/01/13
16. Tinkle Like a Princess	5	2349x	7.8	10/01/13
17. I Found Your Moustache	6	2390x	0.0	13/05/13
18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day	4	2225x	8.3	10/01/13
19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave	4	2114x	7.9	10/01/13
20. I Called Him Magoo	4	2301x	7.7	23/08/11
21. Gumby with a Pokey	7	2758x	8.0	13/01/13
22. This Is Not Gonna End Well	3	1979x	8.0	13/01/13
Season 8
1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud	8	5618x	8.4	14/05/12
2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer	7	2308x	7.9	24/11/12
3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus	5	1662x	0.0	18/11/15
4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers	3	1452x	7.9	24/11/12
5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel	4	1301x	0.0	16/02/14
6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger	2	1373x	7.9	22/06/12
7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette	2	1348x	0.0	24/11/12
8. Springtime on a Stick	2	1222x	0.0	16/02/14
9. A Good Time in Central Africa	5	1687x	8.1	14/05/12
10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop	3	1541x	7.6	16/02/14
11. Dead from the Waist Down	2	1044x	7.6	20/09/11
12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead	4	1317x	7.4	07/05/14
13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup	5	3654x	7.6	20/05/13
14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs	3	1159x	7.7	15/05/12
15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak	4	2515x	8.1	26/11/12
16. That Darn Priest	2	1449x	0.0	26/11/12
Season 9
1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt	11	6125x	5.5	16/02/14
2. People Who Love Peepholes	5	1991x	5.2	15/11/12
3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food	3	1340x	5.2	16/02/14
4. Nine Magic Fingers	6	1772x	5.4	15/11/12
5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro	5	2780x	5.5	15/11/12
6. The Squat and the Hover	7	1789x	5.4	07/04/14
7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets	5	2670x	5.6	15/11/12
8. Thank You for the Intercourse	4	1127x	6.4	16/02/14
9. Frodo's Headshots	4	1060x	6.3	15/11/12
10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes	4	2546x	6.0	20/10/12
11. What a Lovely Landing Strip	3	2888x	6.2	20/10/12
12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!	4	1119x	5.5	01/10/12
13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion	5	923x	6.5	01/10/12
14. A Possum on Chemo	4	1101x	6.2	12/09/15
15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack	3	931x	6.4	01/10/12
16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy	3	833x	6.5	19/05/14
17. Not in My Mouth!	1	520x	5.5	21/02/12
18. The War Against Gingivitis	5	1208x	5.4	21/03/12
19. Palmdale, Ech	3	869x	6.1	20/03/12
20. Grandma's Pie	4	1278x	5.9	11/04/12
21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'	4	940x	6.0	18/04/12
22. Why We Gave Up Women	5	1473x	6.2	26/10/12
23. The Straw in My Donut Hole	2	616x	5.5	26/10/12
24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!	2	817x	6.2	21/10/12
Season 10
1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk	3	27226x	6.0	12/10/12
2. A Big Bag of Dog	4	2321x	6.2	09/10/12
3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt	3	3103x	0.0	25/12/12
4. You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For	4	2050x	6.5	21/10/12
5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam	4	1670x	6.4	03/02/13
6. Ferrets, Attack!	3	1587x	6.0	01/07/14
7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard	3	1476x	6.3	13/11/12
8. Something My Gynecologist Said	2	1052x	6.4	02/07/14
9. I Scream When I Pee	3	1251x	0.0	22/10/13
10. One Nut Johnson	4	1406x	6.9	18/01/13
11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole	1	1060x	6.7	21/12/12
12. Welcome to Alancrest	2	2529x	6.1	06/01/13
13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line	3	1268x	5.5	05/10/14
14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!	4	1297x	6.4	25/10/14
15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It	5	1328x	6.8	24/10/13
16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby	12	1915x	6.2	01/03/13
17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries	4	1226x	0.0	25/10/13
18. The 9:04 from Pemberton	3	1310x	6.2	17/03/13
19. Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon	2	877x	6.7	18/03/13
20. Bazinga! That's From a TV Show	2	1024x	6.9	09/04/13
21. Another Night with Neil Diamond	4	1318x	0.0	27/10/13
22. My Bodacious Vidalia	3	1462x	6.2	11/05/13
23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped	2	2948x	0.0	28/09/13
Season 11
1. Nangnangnangnang	1	5583x	6.1	28/09/13
2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball	2	2681x	0.0	07/10/13
3. This Unblessed Biscuit	1	1598x	5.9	11/10/13
4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank	1	1496x	6.1	19/10/13
5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003	2	1645x	0.0	26/10/13
6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants	2	2171x	6.0	13/11/13
7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie	1	1324x	6.5	16/11/13
8. Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.	1	1333x	6.2	22/11/13
9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer	1	1123x	5.9	06/12/13
10. On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!	1	1324x	6.5	14/12/13
11. Tazed in the Lady Nuts	2	1613x	6.6	05/01/14
12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.	2	1907x	6.2	25/01/14
13. Bite Me, Supreme Court	1	1286x	6.1	31/01/14
14. Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe	3	1618x	6.4	19/02/14
15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin	1	1402x	6.1	02/03/14
16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper	1	1231x	6.5	08/03/14
17. Welcome Home, Jake	1	1480x	6.5	14/03/14
18. West Side Story	1	1425x	6.6	05/04/14
19. Lan mao shi zai wuding shang	1	1368x	7.4	12/04/14
20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia	3	1663x	0.0	27/04/14
21. Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot	4	1668x	6.0	16/11/14
22. Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead	2	2354x	6.6	11/05/14
Season 12
1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach	3	6506x	5.2	08/11/14
2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza	1	1924x	0.0	07/11/14
3. Glamping in a Yurt	2	932x	5.4	02/01/15
4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight	1	1626x	5.5	22/11/14
5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.	2	1965x	5.1	04/08/15
6. Alan Shot a Little Girl	3	1186x	0.0	22/12/14
7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner	2	936x	6.0	22/12/14
8. Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey	2	801x	5.4	26/12/14
9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey	2	940x	5.6	12/01/15
10. Here I Come, Pants!	2	2444x	5.8	01/03/15
11. For Whom the Booty Calls	2	1942x	5.5	12/11/15
12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off	1	1759x	6.0	31/01/15
13. Boompa Loved His Hookers	2	3953x	5.7	12/11/15
14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun	2	2691x	5.6	14/02/15
15. Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2	3	5974x	3.9	26/02/15

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