Two and a Half Men (2003) עברית כתוביות

פרטי סרט

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

דירוג: 7.1 / 10 (283947)

Season: #1 - #2 - #3 - #4 - #5 - #6 - #7 - #8 - #9 - #10 - #11 - #12

במאי: Lee Aronsohn - Chuck Lorre

תסריטאי: Lee Aronsohn - Chuck Lorre

שחקנים: Jon Cryer - Angus T. Jones - Ashton Kutcher - Charlie Sheen - Conchata Ferrell

ידוע כ-: Two and a Half Men, Два з половиною чоловiки, Dois Homens e Meio

שם סרט	#			Latest
Season 1
0. Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot				הוספת כתוביות
1. Pilot	5	12755x	8.1	13/06/15
2. Big Flappy Bastards	3	6865x	7.7	05/08/10
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	5	5948x	7.7	12/01/20
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	4	5105x	7.9	10/03/14
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump	2	4062x	7.8	08/02/08
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	3	4596x	7.5	05/08/10
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake	3	4043x	8.3	06/08/10
8. Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	3	3686x	7.8	06/08/10
9. Phase One, Complete	4	3998x	7.5	11/11/19
10. Merry Thanksgiving	3	3590x	8.0	06/08/10
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	3	3518x	7.6	14/07/10
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones	3	3651x	8.6	06/08/10
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan	4	4708x	7.6	02/10/14
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas	3	3044x	7.7	16/07/10
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	2	2952x	7.8	08/02/08
16. That Was Saliva, Alan	3	3012x	7.8	17/07/10
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	4	4000x	7.9	05/01/20
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick	2	3584x	8.4	08/02/08
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	3	3425x	8.1	17/07/10
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	3	3678x	7.5	06/08/10
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing	4	3016x	8.0	31/01/20
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	4	3484x	7.8	27/12/17
23. Just Like Buffalo	4	3403x	8.4	22/07/17
24. Can You Feel My Finger	3	3009x	8.1	19/07/10
Season 2
1. Back Off Mary Poppins	3	11066x	7.9	09/11/18
2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	2	4466x	7.6	27/04/16
3. A Bag Full of Jawea	1	3351x	7.9	21/07/10
4. Go Get Mommy's Bra	2	3531x	7.9	10/07/13
5. Bad News from the Clinic	4	3941x	7.6	13/02/15
6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	1	2229x	7.8	08/08/10
7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	2	2411x	7.3	06/03/13
8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	2	2530x	8.0	11/03/19
9. Yes, Monsignor	1	1875x	7.8	08/08/10
10. The Salmon Under My Sweater	1	2144x	7.9	08/08/10
11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	1	2276x	8.0	08/08/10
12. A Lung Full of Alan	1	1741x	8.0	08/08/10
13. Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów	2	2300x	8.1	28/02/15
14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	1	1734x	7.6	08/08/10
15. Smell the Umbrella Stand	2	1936x	7.9	14/03/15
16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	2	1992x	8.2	14/03/15
17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	3	2094x	7.8	20/03/15
18. It Was Mame, Mom	2	2124x	8.1	27/12/15
19. A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	3	2340x	7.8	08/01/17
20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	2	1802x	7.6	21/03/15
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	2	1751x	7.8	21/03/15
22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	3	2207x	7.6	21/03/15
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	3	1967x	8.7	22/03/15
24. Does This Smell Funny to You	3	1995x	8.3	22/03/15
Season 3
1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	6	5301x	7.8	22/07/17
2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	3	3750x	8.1	09/02/14
3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	3	3245x	7.7	26/12/18
4. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	2	2807x	7.7	28/08/10
5. We Called It Mr. Pinky	3	3383x	7.7	16/02/14
6. Hi, Mr. Horned One	1	2268x	8.4	07/02/08
7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	2	2770x	7.8	28/08/10
8. That Voodoo That I Do Do	3	3023x	8.3	03/04/15
9. Madame and Her Special Friend	3	3064x	8.0	28/08/10
10. Something Salted and Twisted	6	3184x	7.5	16/07/22
11. Santa's Village of the Damned	1	1920x	8.3	06/08/10
12. That Special Tug	4	3179x	8.0	11/03/13
13. Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	3	2521x	7.6	09/01/19
14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	3	2606x	8.2	28/08/10
15. My Tongue Is Meat	2	2018x	7.8	05/04/15
16. Ergo, the Booty Call	3	2326x	8.4	05/04/15
17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	2	1948x	7.5	28/11/10
18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler	3	2295x	7.7	06/04/15
19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	2	2102x	7.9	07/04/15
20. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	3	2425x	8.3	07/04/15
21. And the Plot Moistens	3	2554x	7.7	09/04/15
22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie	4	2504x	7.9	23/03/19
23. Arguments for the Quickie	3	2309x	7.7	20/03/19
24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	3	2631x	8.1	11/04/15
Season 4
1. Working for Caligula	6	27459x	7.6	09/05/15
2. Who's Vod Kanockers	3	3064x	7.8	09/03/19
3. The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	3	2389x	7.5	07/01/20
4. A Pot Smoking Monkey	3	2470x	7.5	23/04/15
5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	3	2452x	7.7	23/04/15
6. Apologies for the Frivolity	2	2384x	8.3	15/08/10
7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	3	4167x	7.8	15/08/10
8. Release the Dogs	2	2446x	7.9	16/08/10
9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	2	1930x	7.7	16/08/10
10. Kissing Abraham Lincoln	2	2044x	7.7	16/08/10
11. Walnuts and Demerol	2	1993x	8.6	16/08/10
12. Castrating Sheep in Montana	2	1818x	7.6	16/08/10
13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer	2	1855x	7.6	16/08/10
14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	2	1966x	7.7	16/08/10
15. My Damn Stalker	4	2183x	7.8	23/01/20
16. Young People Have Phlegm Too	2	1896x	7.7	16/08/10
17. I Merely Slept with a Commie	2	2023x	7.5	16/08/10
18. It Never Rains in Hooterville	2	1747x	7.6	28/05/13
19. Smooth as a Ken Doll	2	2133x	8.1	16/08/10
20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	2	1693x	8.2	16/08/10
21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	3	2009x	7.7	09/05/16
22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	2	1728x	7.7	16/08/10
23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	3	1928x	8.0	13/06/15
24. Prostitutes and Gelato	2	1591x	8.2	16/08/10
Season 5
1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	2	4248x	7.9	13/08/10
2. Media Room Slash Dungeon	2	3525x	7.8	17/08/10
3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	2	2955x	7.8	17/08/10
4. City of Great Racks	3	2925x	7.9	07/10/19
5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	3	2324x	7.8	07/10/19
6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail	2	2571x	7.7	17/08/10
7. Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	2	40820x	7.6	28/08/10
8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	2	2164x	8.5	03/12/10
9. Tight's Good	2	2235x	7.9	28/08/10
10. Kinda Like Necrophilia	3	2341x	8.0	08/07/13
11. Meander to Your Dander	3	2222x	8.0	09/11/13
12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	2	1872x	7.7	04/12/10
13. The Soil is Moist	3	5318x	8.1	19/12/10
14. Winky-Dink Time	4	2481x	7.9	02/07/14
15. Rough Night in Hump Junction	3	5472x	7.7	08/02/14
16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	2	1757x	7.8	17/08/10
17. Fish in a Drawer	3	2159x	8.6	19/12/10
18. If My Hole Could Talk	3	1991x	7.7	23/12/13
19. Waiting for the Right Snapper	3	1951x	7.8	23/12/13
Season 6
1. Taterhead Is Our Love Child	10	3788x	7.8	23/02/19
2. Pie Hole, Herb	2	3517x	7.8	02/09/10
3. Damn You, Eggs Benedict	3	3339x	7.9	18/10/10
4. The Flavin' and the Mavin'	4	4226x	7.7	10/08/18
5. A Jock Strap in Hell	3	3043x	7.5	04/09/10
6. It's Always Nazi Week	3	2839x	8.0	29/09/10
7. Best H.O. Money Can Buy	3	2177x	7.9	04/09/10
8. Pinocchio's Mouth	5	2768x	7.7	18/02/19
9. The Mooch at the Boo	4	2571x	8.5	20/02/19
10. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited	2	2038x	7.6	15/08/10
11. The Devil's Lube	4	2074x	7.7	20/02/19
12. Thank God for Scoliosis	5	2374x	8.0	10/08/18
13. I Think You Offended Don	4	2549x	7.5	20/10/18
14. David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie	4	2210x	8.0	11/08/18
15. I'd Like to Start with the Cat	3	1905x	7.6	15/06/18
16. She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime	4	2082x	8.2	23/04/19
17. The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?	3	1999x	7.6	26/09/10
18. My Son's Enormous Head	5	2010x	7.6	23/04/19
19. The Two Finger Rule	4	1995x	8.7	22/02/19
20. Hello, I am Alan Cousteau	4	2063x	7.8	24/04/19
21. Above Exalted Cyclops	4	2060x	8.1	11/08/18
22. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box	4	1947x	7.6	25/04/19
23. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth	4	1836x	7.7	11/08/18
24. Baseball Was Better with Steroids	4	9125x	8.3	25/04/19
Season 7
1. 818-jklpuzo	2	6595x	8.1	15/01/11
2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation	2	3610x	7.8	31/10/10
3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.	2	3056x	7.6	31/10/10
4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator	3	2855x	7.6	11/03/14
5. For the Sake of the Child	3	3162x	7.6	31/10/10
6. Give Me Your Thumb	2	2689x	7.9	07/01/11
7. Untainted by Filth	3	2854x	7.9	09/09/15
8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.	3	2663x	8.5	07/01/11
9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair	2	2370x	7.8	07/01/11
10. That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'	4	2527x	7.9	26/10/19
11. Warning, It's Dirty	3	2543x	7.9	31/10/10
12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste	2	2117x	7.8	31/10/10
13. Yay, No Polyps	2	2088x	7.8	31/10/10
14. Crude and Uncalled For	3	2301x	7.5	31/10/10
15. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche	2	2062x	7.5	31/10/10
16. Tinkle Like a Princess	2	2076x	7.6	31/10/10
17. I Found Your Moustache	3	2030x	7.4	15/04/13
18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day	2	2062x	8.2	01/11/10
19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave	2	1903x	7.7	01/11/10
20. I Called Him Magoo	2	2132x	7.6	01/11/10
21. Gumby with a Pokey	2	1988x	7.9	01/11/10
22. This Is Not Gonna End Well	2	1930x	7.8	01/11/10
Season 8
1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud	2	7242x	8.4	04/04/13
2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer	1	3230x	7.9	30/09/10
3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus	2	3625x	7.8	08/10/10
4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers	2	2773x	8.0	12/12/14
5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel	2	3450x	7.6	15/11/10
6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger	2	2461x	8.0	16/03/13
7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette	5	3345x	7.7	22/08/23
8. Springtime on a Stick	3	3520x	7.7	01/01/17
9. A Good Time in Central Africa	2	2839x	8.0	12/10/13
10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop	5	2505x	7.4	25/02/19
11. Dead from the Waist Down	3	2298x	7.4	12/06/13
12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead	4	2664x	7.2	17/04/13
13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup	2	2301x	7.6	17/04/13
14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs	2	2247x	7.7	17/04/13
15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak	2	2252x	8.1	08/04/13
16. That Darn Priest	2	3109x	7.5	03/11/13
Season 9
1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt	3	5443x	5.5	28/10/15
2. People Who Love Peepholes	2	2926x	5.3	28/04/13
3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food	3	2886x	5.3	03/11/13
4. Nine Magic Fingers	1	1762x	5.7	24/03/13
5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro	2	2060x	5.8	08/05/13
6. The Squat and the Hover	2	1826x	5.6	21/10/13
7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets	1	1449x	5.9	12/05/13
8. Thank You for the Intercourse	3	1744x	6.6	20/09/14
9. Frodo's Headshots	2	1601x	6.4	30/09/18
10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes	2	1563x	6.2	11/04/13
11. What a Lovely Landing Strip	3	1939x	6.3	14/09/12
12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!	2	1714x	5.7	22/08/12
13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion	3	1787x	6.6	14/09/12
14. A Possum on Chemo	2	1717x	6.3	22/08/12
15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack	1	1370x	6.4	02/03/12
16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy	1	1453x	6.6	02/03/12
17. Not in My Mouth!	2	1425x	5.5	23/04/13
18. The War Against Gingivitis	2	999x	5.7	03/11/19
19. Palmdale, Ech	1	1052x	6.3	21/04/13
20. Grandma's Pie	2	1365x	6.0	12/11/14
21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'	3	1604x	6.2	05/04/14
22. Why We Gave Up Women	2	1512x	6.3	15/10/12
23. The Straw in My Donut Hole	1	1266x	5.7	18/07/12
24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!	1	1257x	6.4	07/03/13
Season 10
1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk	2	29161x	6.1	30/09/12
2. A Big Bag of Dog	2	3180x	6.3	09/04/13
3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt	1	2437x	6.1	14/03/13
4. You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For	1	2251x	6.5	11/04/13
5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam	3	2676x	6.5	02/08/17
6. Ferrets, Attack!	1	2173x	6.0	03/11/12
7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard	1	2286x	6.3	10/11/12
8. Something My Gynecologist Said	1	2111x	6.6	01/04/13
9. I Scream When I Pee	1	1995x	7.0	10/03/13
10. One Nut Johnson	1	1692x	6.9	15/12/12
11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole	2	2160x	6.7	23/10/17
12. Welcome to Alancrest	1	56410x	6.3	11/03/13
13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line	1	1837x	5.6	28/02/13
14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!				הוספת כתוביות
15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It	1	1749x	6.8	07/03/13
16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby	2	1937x	6.4	02/11/18
17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries	1	1831x	6.3	10/03/13
18. The 9:04 from Pemberton	1	1843x	6.4	10/03/13
19. Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon	1	9759x	6.9	22/03/13
20. Bazinga! That's From a TV Show	1	1859x	6.9	11/04/13
21. Another Night with Neil Diamond	1	2231x	6.2	27/04/13
22. My Bodacious Vidalia	1	1900x	6.4	05/05/13
23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped	1	1928x	6.4	11/05/13
Season 11
1. Nangnangnangnang	2	9074x	6.1	02/10/13
2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball	2	8511x	6.0	06/10/13
3. This Unblessed Biscuit	2	3820x	6.0	15/10/13
4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank	2	4109x	6.3	21/11/13
5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003	2	16148x	6.3	28/10/13
6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants	1	3089x	6.1	23/11/13
7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie	2	10567x	6.5	24/11/13
8. Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.	2	2703x	6.2	24/11/13
9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer	2	2476x	6.1	11/12/13
10. On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!	2	2716x	6.4	16/12/13
11. Tazed in the Lady Nuts	2	2761x	6.5	06/01/14
12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.	2	6283x	6.3	18/03/14
13. Bite Me, Supreme Court	2	2678x	6.2	05/02/14
14. Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe	2	2611x	6.2	25/11/17
15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin	2	2583x	6.2	06/03/14
16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper	2	2283x	6.6	15/03/14
17. Welcome Home, Jake	2	2773x	6.6	19/03/14
18. West Side Story	2	2734x	6.5	11/04/14
19. Lan mao shi zai wuding shang	1	2580x	7.1	18/04/14
20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia	3	2941x	7.2	26/09/18
21. Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot	2	2583x	6.1	27/09/18
22. Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead	1	3394x	6.6	18/06/14
Season 12
1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach	2	8164x	5.3	18/12/14
2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza				הוספת כתוביות
3. Glamping in a Yurt	1	2230x	5.5	24/12/14
4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight	1	2152x	5.6	26/12/14
5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.	1	2127x	5.3	31/12/14
6. Alan Shot a Little Girl	2	2547x	5.3	26/01/15
7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner	1	1839x	5.9	26/01/15
8. Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey	1	1477x	5.6	24/02/15
9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey	1	1910x	5.8	01/02/15
10. Here I Come, Pants!	1	333x	5.8	04/03/18
11. For Whom the Booty Calls	1	1724x	5.6	14/02/15
12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off	1	1938x	6.0	11/02/15
13. Boompa Loved His Hookers	1	3739x	5.7	14/02/15
14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun	1	4259x	5.7	25/02/15
15. Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2	1	6347x	3.8	01/03/15

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