Two and a Half Men (2003) צרפתית כתוביות

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Season: #1 - #2 - #3 - #4 - #5 - #6 - #7 - #8 - #9 - #10 - #11 - #12

במאי: Lee Aronsohn - Chuck Lorre

תסריטאי: Lee Aronsohn - Chuck Lorre

שחקנים: Jon Cryer - Ashton Kutcher - Angus T. Jones - Charlie Sheen - Conchata Ferrell

ידוע כ-: Mon oncle Charlie, Two and a Half Men, Два з половиною чоловiки, Dois Homens e Meio

שם סרט	#			Latest
Season 1
0. Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot				הוספת כתוביות
1. Pilot	3	8816x	0.0	13/06/15
2. Big Flappy Bastards	3	4643x	0.0	28/01/11
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	2	3440x	7.7	28/01/11
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	2	3232x	7.9	21/02/11
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump	2	3022x	0.0	14/11/10
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	2	2923x	7.5	21/02/11
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake	3	2852x	8.3	24/02/11
8. Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	2	2498x	7.8	24/02/11
9. Phase One, Complete	2	2418x	7.5	25/02/11
10. Merry Thanksgiving	2	2393x	0.0	25/02/11
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	2	2292x	0.0	26/02/11
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones	3	2621x	8.8	26/02/11
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan	2	2544x	7.6	26/02/11
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas	2	2129x	0.0	26/02/11
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	2	2134x	0.0	26/02/11
16. That Was Saliva, Alan	2	2153x	7.8	26/02/11
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	2	2179x	0.0	26/02/11
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick	3	2291x	8.5	02/09/13
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	2	1902x	0.0	28/10/13
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	3	2222x	0.0	02/09/13
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing	2	1779x	8.2	02/09/13
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	3	2409x	8.0	01/03/11
23. Just Like Buffalo	2	2040x	0.0	29/12/10
24. Can You Feel My Finger	2	2003x	0.0	30/12/10
Season 2
1. Back Off Mary Poppins	4	5794x	8.0	07/12/14
2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	3	3319x	7.6	27/01/16
3. A Bag Full of Jawea	2	3396x	8.0	28/02/14
4. Go Get Mommy's Bra	4	3005x	7.9	20/04/15
5. Bad News from the Clinic	3	2462x	7.6	16/08/15
6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	2	2084x	7.8	15/09/13
7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	1	1549x	7.3	05/05/12
8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	2	2300x	8.0	05/05/12
9. Yes, Monsignor	1	2314x	8.0	05/05/12
10. The Salmon Under My Sweater	1	1798x	8.0	19/03/11
11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	1	1443x	0.0	19/03/11
12. A Lung Full of Alan	2	1978x	8.0	25/03/11
13. Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów				הוספת כתוביות
14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	1	1400x	0.0	05/05/12
15. Smell the Umbrella Stand	1	1323x	8.0	03/09/13
16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	2	1740x	8.4	28/09/13
17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	2	1635x	7.9	28/09/13
18. It Was Mame, Mom	1	1536x	8.1	04/08/14
19. A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	1	1548x	0.0	19/03/11
20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	1	1526x	7.9	20/03/11
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	1	1344x	7.9	20/03/11
22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	2	1510x	0.0	28/09/13
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	3	1866x	0.0	28/09/13
24. Does This Smell Funny to You	2	1495x	8.3	28/09/13
Season 3
1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	3	2391x	7.8	12/01/15
2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	3	2158x	0.0	05/05/12
3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	2	1973x	7.8	29/09/13
4. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	2	1929x	7.8	05/05/12
5. We Called It Mr. Pinky	2	1806x	7.8	02/10/13
6. Hi, Mr. Horned One	2	1810x	0.0	02/10/13
7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	3	1821x	8.1	05/05/12
8. That Voodoo That I Do Do	2	1936x	0.0	05/05/12
9. Madame and Her Special Friend	2	1712x	8.1	02/10/13
10. Something Salted and Twisted	2	1605x	7.8	11/10/13
11. Santa's Village of the Damned	2	1872x	0.0	05/05/12
12. That Special Tug	3	1921x	8.0	06/03/14
13. Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	2	1845x	7.8	05/05/12
14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	3	1772x	8.3	06/03/14
15. My Tongue Is Meat	2	1605x	8.0	05/09/13
16. Ergo, the Booty Call	2	1777x	8.5	05/05/12
17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	2	1556x	0.0	05/05/12
18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler	2	1563x	7.8	14/10/13
19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	2	1677x	7.9	12/10/13
20. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	2	2100x	8.3	12/10/13
21. And the Plot Moistens	2	2018x	7.8	13/10/13
22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie	2	1657x	0.0	02/11/14
23. Arguments for the Quickie	2	1494x	0.0	22/11/14
24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	2	1298x	8.1	01/09/15
Season 4
1. Working for Caligula	3	2260x	7.6	02/09/14
2. Who's Vod Kanockers	3	2405x	7.8	15/10/13
3. The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	3	1801x	0.0	19/10/13
4. A Pot Smoking Monkey	3	1684x	7.5	20/10/13
5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	3	1806x	7.8	20/10/13
6. Apologies for the Frivolity	2	1735x	8.3	28/08/10
7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	2	1874x	7.8	28/08/10
8. Release the Dogs	2	1635x	8.1	14/12/10
9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	2	1676x	7.7	14/12/10
10. Kissing Abraham Lincoln	2	1721x	7.9	14/12/10
11. Walnuts and Demerol	2	1590x	8.7	23/10/10
12. Castrating Sheep in Montana	2	1435x	7.8	07/07/13
13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer	2	1741x	7.8	23/10/10
14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	3	1724x	7.9	26/10/13
15. My Damn Stalker	3	1711x	0.0	26/10/13
16. Young People Have Phlegm Too	3	1587x	7.9	09/09/13
17. I Merely Slept with a Commie	3	1551x	7.6	27/10/13
18. It Never Rains in Hooterville	3	1577x	7.6	27/10/13
19. Smooth as a Ken Doll	3	1655x	8.2	27/10/13
20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	3	1505x	8.2	27/10/13
21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	3	1598x	0.0	27/10/13
22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	4	1738x	7.9	29/10/13
23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	1	1078x	8.2	03/01/10
24. Prostitutes and Gelato	4	1706x	8.4	01/11/13
Season 5
1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	2	2544x	8.0	23/12/09
2. Media Room Slash Dungeon	3	2638x	8.0	23/12/09
3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	2	2013x	7.9	17/12/10
4. City of Great Racks	2	1936x	8.1	23/12/09
5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	2	1700x	7.9	17/12/10
6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail	2	1959x	8.0	23/12/09
7. Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	3	2116x	7.8	21/11/10
8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	2	1682x	8.6	23/12/09
9. Tight's Good	3	1871x	8.1	15/03/11
10. Kinda Like Necrophilia	2	1717x	8.0	23/12/09
11. Meander to Your Dander	2	2076x	8.2	23/12/09
12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	2	1738x	0.0	23/12/09
13. The Soil is Moist	2	1672x	8.3	18/12/10
14. Winky-Dink Time	2	1622x	8.1	19/12/10
15. Rough Night in Hump Junction	2	1692x	0.0	19/12/10
16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	3	1721x	7.9	17/03/11
17. Fish in a Drawer	2	1698x	8.8	23/12/09
18. If My Hole Could Talk	3	1797x	7.7	23/12/09
19. Waiting for the Right Snapper	3	1926x	0.0	23/12/09
Season 6
1. Taterhead Is Our Love Child	4	2247x	7.9	13/06/15
2. Pie Hole, Herb	3	2341x	7.7	13/06/15
3. Damn You, Eggs Benedict	3	2435x	7.9	13/06/15
4. The Flavin' and the Mavin'	3	2301x	7.7	13/06/15
5. A Jock Strap in Hell	3	1969x	7.5	02/02/15
6. It's Always Nazi Week	4	1976x	8.1	13/06/15
7. Best H.O. Money Can Buy	4	1844x	7.9	13/06/15
8. Pinocchio's Mouth	5	1867x	7.9	13/06/15
9. The Mooch at the Boo	5	2126x	8.5	13/06/15
10. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited	3	1763x	7.6	10/06/14
11. The Devil's Lube	3	1805x	7.8	13/06/15
12. Thank God for Scoliosis	3	1753x	8.1	13/06/15
13. I Think You Offended Don	3	1626x	7.7	13/06/15
14. David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie	3	1449x	8.0	13/06/15
15. I'd Like to Start with the Cat	3	1728x	0.0	13/06/15
16. She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime	5	1895x	8.3	13/06/15
17. The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?	5	1899x	0.0	13/06/15
18. My Son's Enormous Head	4	1515x	7.7	13/06/15
19. The Two Finger Rule	4	2012x	8.7	13/06/15
20. Hello, I am Alan Cousteau	4	1538x	7.8	13/06/15
21. Above Exalted Cyclops	3	1482x	8.3	13/06/15
22. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box	3	1406x	7.6	13/06/15
23. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth	3	1457x	7.8	13/06/15
24. Baseball Was Better with Steroids	3	1379x	0.0	13/06/15
Season 7
1. 818-jklpuzo	2	3542x	8.1	26/08/13
2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation	2	1894x	0.0	26/08/13
3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.	1	1602x	7.6	19/09/10
4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator	2	1748x	0.0	26/08/13
5. For the Sake of the Child	2	1783x	7.6	26/08/13
6. Give Me Your Thumb	2	1740x	7.9	26/08/13
7. Untainted by Filth	2	1642x	7.9	26/08/13
8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.	2	1446x	8.8	26/08/13
9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair	2	1588x	7.8	26/08/13
10. That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'	2	1497x	0.0	26/08/13
11. Warning, It's Dirty	2	1560x	8.1	26/08/13
12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste	2	1394x	7.8	26/08/13
13. Yay, No Polyps	2	1507x	8.0	26/08/13
14. Crude and Uncalled For	2	1374x	7.7	26/08/13
15. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche	1	1398x	0.0	31/08/10
16. Tinkle Like a Princess	2	1397x	7.8	27/08/13
17. I Found Your Moustache	2	1496x	0.0	27/08/13
18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day	2	1414x	8.3	27/08/13
19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave	2	1452x	7.9	27/08/13
20. I Called Him Magoo	3	1575x	7.7	27/08/13
21. Gumby with a Pokey	2	1403x	8.0	27/08/13
22. This Is Not Gonna End Well	2	1235x	8.0	27/08/13
Season 8
1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud	1	4032x	8.4	25/09/10
2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer	1	1894x	7.9	29/09/10
3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus	1	1946x	0.0	08/10/10
4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers	1	1730x	7.9	14/10/10
5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel	1	1603x	0.0	20/10/10
6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger	1	1582x	7.9	28/10/10
7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette	1	1599x	0.0	02/11/10
8. Springtime on a Stick	1	1370x	0.0	12/11/10
9. A Good Time in Central Africa	2	1575x	8.1	29/08/13
10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop	1	1346x	7.6	26/11/10
11. Dead from the Waist Down	1	1302x	7.6	10/12/10
12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead	2	1409x	7.4	30/08/13
13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup	1	1393x	7.6	05/01/11
14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs	2	1719x	7.7	30/08/13
15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak	1	1351x	8.1	11/02/11
16. That Darn Priest	3	2154x	0.0	31/08/13
Season 9
1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt	2	3714x	5.5	05/05/12
2. People Who Love Peepholes	3	2623x	5.2	26/04/15
3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food	5	2710x	5.2	26/04/15
4. Nine Magic Fingers	4	2352x	5.4	05/05/12
5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro	4	2401x	5.5	28/04/15
6. The Squat and the Hover	2	2077x	5.4	28/04/15
7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets	1	1751x	5.6	23/11/11
8. Thank You for the Intercourse	2	1365x	6.4	28/04/15
9. Frodo's Headshots	2	1409x	6.3	28/04/15
10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes	2	1689x	6.0	28/04/15
11. What a Lovely Landing Strip	2	1771x	6.2	04/05/12
12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!	1	1532x	5.5	13/12/11
13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion	1	1205x	6.5	28/05/12
14. A Possum on Chemo	1	1146x	6.2	28/05/12
15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack	1	1571x	6.4	07/02/12
16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy	1	1248x	6.5	14/02/12
17. Not in My Mouth!	1	792x	5.5	28/05/12
18. The War Against Gingivitis	2	1173x	5.4	26/06/13
19. Palmdale, Ech	1	1220x	6.1	21/03/12
20. Grandma's Pie	2	1059x	5.9	28/05/12
21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'	1	1304x	6.0	18/04/12
22. Why We Gave Up Women	1	1373x	6.2	04/05/12
23. The Straw in My Donut Hole	1	1254x	5.5	15/05/12
24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!	1	1381x	6.2	15/05/12
Season 10
1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk	3	25524x	6.0	29/08/13
2. A Big Bag of Dog	1	2756x	6.2	01/07/13
3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt	1	1944x	0.0	30/06/13
4. You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For	1	1874x	6.5	02/07/13
5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam	1	1843x	6.4	01/07/13
6. Ferrets, Attack!	1	1647x	6.0	29/08/13
7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard	1	1674x	6.3	21/11/13
8. Something My Gynecologist Said	1	1591x	6.4	19/12/13
9. I Scream When I Pee	1	2954x	0.0	02/12/12
10. One Nut Johnson				הוספת כתוביות
11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole	1	2058x	6.7	02/07/13
12. Welcome to Alancrest	1	2034x	6.1	02/07/13
13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line	1	1553x	5.5	04/07/13
14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!	1	1742x	6.4	09/09/13
15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It	1	1957x	6.8	04/07/13
16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby	1	2125x	6.2	01/03/13
17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries	1	2004x	0.0	24/02/13
18. The 9:04 from Pemberton	2	3105x	6.2	18/03/13
19. Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon				הוספת כתוביות
20. Bazinga! That's From a TV Show	1	1935x	6.9	05/04/13
21. Another Night with Neil Diamond	1	2192x	0.0	27/04/13
22. My Bodacious Vidalia	1	2097x	6.2	04/05/13
23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped	2	2530x	0.0	29/09/13
Season 11
1. Nangnangnangnang	1	6694x	6.1	28/09/13
2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball	2	4575x	0.0	09/10/13
3. This Unblessed Biscuit	1	3542x	5.9	14/10/13
4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank	2	2960x	6.1	29/10/13
5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003	2	4021x	0.0	27/10/13
6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants	3	3394x	6.0	12/11/13
7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie	2	2916x	6.5	19/11/13
8. Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.	3	3699x	6.2	04/12/13
9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer	2	2972x	5.9	08/12/13
10. On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!	2	3292x	6.5	16/12/13
11. Tazed in the Lady Nuts	2	2832x	6.6	13/02/15
12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.	2	3430x	6.2	05/09/15
13. Bite Me, Supreme Court	1	3012x	6.1	02/02/14
14. Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe	3	3395x	6.4	13/02/15
15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin	1	3251x	6.1	28/02/14
16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper	1	2560x	6.5	10/03/14
17. Welcome Home, Jake	1	2669x	6.5	16/03/14
18. West Side Story	1	2947x	6.6	05/04/14
19. Lan mao shi zai wuding shang	2	2773x	7.4	13/02/15
20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia	2	2761x	0.0	13/02/15
21. Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot	2	2954x	6.0	13/02/15
22. Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead	1	3769x	6.6	11/05/14
Season 12
1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach	2	9527x	5.2	08/11/14
2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza				הוספת כתוביות
3. Glamping in a Yurt	1	6809x	5.4	15/11/14
4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight	1	4587x	5.5	22/11/14
5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.	1	3304x	5.1	28/11/14
6. Alan Shot a Little Girl	3	3895x	0.0	21/12/14
7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner	1	2350x	6.0	15/12/14
8. Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey				הוספת כתוביות
9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey	1	3010x	5.6	12/01/15
10. Here I Come, Pants!				הוספת כתוביות
11. For Whom the Booty Calls	1	2577x	5.5	24/01/15
12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off	1	4708x	6.0	02/02/15
13. Boompa Loved His Hookers	1	4187x	5.7	06/02/15
14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun	1	5239x	5.6	15/02/15
15. Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2	1	7385x	3.9	22/02/15

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