Two and a Half Men (2003) אנגלית כתוביות

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Season: #1 - #2 - #3 - #4 - #5 - #6 - #7 - #8 - #9 - #10 - #11 - #12

במאי: Lee Aronsohn - Chuck Lorre

תסריטאי: Lee Aronsohn - Chuck Lorre

שחקנים: Jon Cryer - Angus T. Jones - Ashton Kutcher - Charlie Sheen - Conchata Ferrell

ידוע כ-: Two and a Half Men, Два з половиною чоловiки, Dois Homens e Meio

שם סרט	#			Latest
Season 1
0. Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot				הוספת כתוביות
1. Pilot	8	323309x	0.0	28/09/22
2. Big Flappy Bastards	7	161135x	0.0	28/09/22
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	9	195089x	7.7	28/09/22
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	6	153285x	7.9	28/09/22
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump	6	130418x	0.0	28/09/22
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	6	132231x	7.5	28/09/22
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake	7	129238x	8.3	28/09/22
8. Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	8	128181x	7.8	28/09/22
9. Phase One, Complete	9	135855x	7.5	28/09/22
10. Merry Thanksgiving	7	121680x	0.0	28/09/22
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	10	117974x	0.0	28/09/22
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones	7	117346x	8.8	28/09/22
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan	9	122107x	7.6	28/09/22
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas	8	124342x	0.0	28/09/22
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	8	116828x	0.0	28/09/22
16. That Was Saliva, Alan	7	121689x	7.8	28/09/22
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	8	124666x	0.0	28/09/22
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick	7	107434x	8.5	28/09/22
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	7	100736x	0.0	28/09/22
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	6	102290x	0.0	28/09/22
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing	7	99531x	8.2	28/09/22
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	7	102841x	8.0	28/09/22
23. Just Like Buffalo	7	100699x	0.0	28/09/22
24. Can You Feel My Finger	8	106172x	0.0	28/09/22
Season 2
1. Back Off Mary Poppins	9	156741x	8.0	28/09/22
2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	7	102682x	7.6	28/09/22
3. A Bag Full of Jawea	9	117512x	8.0	28/09/22
4. Go Get Mommy's Bra	7	95884x	7.9	28/09/22
5. Bad News from the Clinic	9	122707x	7.6	28/09/22
6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	7	113540x	7.8	28/09/22
7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	9	101723x	7.3	28/09/22
8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	8	103695x	8.0	28/09/22
9. Yes, Monsignor	7	100238x	8.0	28/09/22
10. The Salmon Under My Sweater	7	98511x	8.0	28/09/22
11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	8	100424x	0.0	28/09/22
12. A Lung Full of Alan	6	99589x	8.0	28/09/22
13. Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów	8	110139x	8.3	28/09/22
14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	7	95585x	0.0	28/09/22
15. Smell the Umbrella Stand	10	101911x	8.0	28/09/22
16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	8	96167x	8.4	28/09/22
17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	7	80371x	7.9	28/09/22
18. It Was Mame, Mom	6	97506x	8.1	28/09/22
19. A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	7	104972x	0.0	28/09/22
20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	8	97141x	7.9	28/09/22
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	11	94570x	7.9	28/09/22
22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	8	121932x	0.0	28/09/22
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	7	85193x	0.0	28/09/22
24. Does This Smell Funny to You	6	88691x	8.3	28/09/22
Season 3
1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	9	129860x	7.8	29/09/22
2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	9	152118x	0.0	29/09/22
3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	6	103402x	7.8	29/09/22
4. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	8	112556x	7.8	29/09/22
5. We Called It Mr. Pinky	10	92480x	7.8	29/09/22
6. Hi, Mr. Horned One	8	96083x	0.0	29/09/22
7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	7	85603x	8.1	29/09/22
8. That Voodoo That I Do Do	11	93301x	0.0	29/09/22
9. Madame and Her Special Friend	7	88794x	8.1	29/09/22
10. Something Salted and Twisted	6	91003x	7.8	29/09/22
11. Santa's Village of the Damned	6	95640x	0.0	29/09/22
12. That Special Tug	6	103964x	8.0	29/09/22
13. Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	8	94296x	7.8	29/09/22
14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	9	89507x	8.3	29/09/22
15. My Tongue Is Meat	9	90554x	8.0	29/09/22
16. Ergo, the Booty Call	7	98348x	8.5	29/09/22
17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	7	86845x	0.0	29/09/22
18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler	8	87019x	7.8	29/09/22
19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	7	84741x	7.9	29/09/22
20. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	6	68436x	8.3	29/09/22
21. And the Plot Moistens	6	70470x	7.8	29/09/22
22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie	6	73642x	0.0	29/09/22
23. Arguments for the Quickie	7	89448x	0.0	29/09/22
24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	7	85773x	8.1	29/09/22
Season 4
1. Working for Caligula	9	131730x	7.6	29/09/22
2. Who's Vod Kanockers	8	97878x	7.8	29/09/22
3. The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	10	85830x	0.0	29/09/22
4. A Pot Smoking Monkey	8	84813x	7.5	29/09/22
5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	9	88368x	7.8	29/09/22
6. Apologies for the Frivolity	9	79609x	8.3	29/09/22
7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	8	81225x	7.8	29/09/22
8. Release the Dogs	9	76988x	8.1	29/09/22
9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	8	76755x	7.7	29/09/22
10. Kissing Abraham Lincoln	7	75072x	7.9	29/09/22
11. Walnuts and Demerol	12	104629x	8.7	29/09/22
12. Castrating Sheep in Montana	9	80369x	7.8	29/09/22
13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer	8	78753x	7.8	29/09/22
14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	10	82435x	7.9	29/09/22
15. My Damn Stalker	8	80342x	0.0	29/09/22
16. Young People Have Phlegm Too	7	68483x	7.9	29/09/22
17. I Merely Slept with a Commie	8	80789x	7.6	29/09/22
18. It Never Rains in Hooterville	9	83182x	7.6	29/09/22
19. Smooth as a Ken Doll	10	77860x	8.2	29/09/22
20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	8	76866x	8.2	29/09/22
21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	10	82802x	0.0	29/09/22
22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	10	76226x	7.9	29/09/22
23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	7	70823x	8.2	29/09/22
24. Prostitutes and Gelato	6	80530x	8.4	29/09/22
Season 5
1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	10	138219x	8.0	30/09/22
2. Media Room Slash Dungeon	11	142643x	8.0	30/09/22
3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	7	109197x	7.9	30/09/22
4. City of Great Racks	9	96680x	8.1	30/09/22
5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	9	101637x	7.9	30/09/22
6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail	10	113218x	8.0	30/09/22
7. Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	11	100154x	7.8	30/09/22
8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	9	95262x	8.6	30/09/22
9. Tight's Good	10	89636x	8.1	30/09/22
10. Kinda Like Necrophilia	11	119663x	8.0	30/09/22
11. Meander to Your Dander	9	89552x	0.0	30/09/22
12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	10	82631x	0.0	30/09/22
13. The Soil is Moist	6	75460x	0.0	30/09/22
14. Winky-Dink Time	7	76765x	0.0	30/09/22
15. Rough Night in Hump Junction	6	85943x	0.0	30/09/22
16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	7	67428x	0.0	30/09/22
17. Fish in a Drawer	7	82127x	8.8	30/09/22
18. If My Hole Could Talk	6	77336x	7.7	30/09/22
19. Waiting for the Right Snapper	8	91486x	0.0	30/09/22
Season 6
1. Taterhead Is Our Love Child	9	103746x	7.9	30/09/22
2. Pie Hole, Herb	9	73924x	7.7	30/09/22
3. Damn You, Eggs Benedict	9	85702x	7.9	30/09/22
4. The Flavin' and the Mavin'	9	73936x	7.7	30/09/22
5. A Jock Strap in Hell	11	101658x	7.5	30/09/22
6. It's Always Nazi Week	10	83498x	8.1	30/09/22
7. Best H.O. Money Can Buy	7	62690x	7.9	30/09/22
8. Pinocchio's Mouth	12	76568x	7.9	30/09/22
9. The Mooch at the Boo	12	80618x	8.5	30/09/22
10. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited	9	124599x	7.6	30/09/22
11. The Devil's Lube	8	73934x	7.8	30/09/22
12. Thank God for Scoliosis	9	73227x	8.1	30/09/22
13. I Think You Offended Don	8	70647x	7.7	30/09/22
14. David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie	7	71328x	8.0	30/09/22
15. I'd Like to Start with the Cat	8	71620x	0.0	30/09/22
16. She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime	10	68287x	8.3	30/09/22
17. The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?	10	72088x	0.0	30/09/22
18. My Son's Enormous Head	8	68040x	7.7	30/09/22
19. The Two Finger Rule	10	89278x	8.7	30/09/22
20. Hello, I am Alan Cousteau	13	75034x	7.8	30/09/22
21. Above Exalted Cyclops	9	71743x	8.3	30/09/22
22. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box	10	67642x	7.6	30/09/22
23. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth	9	66279x	7.8	30/09/22
24. Baseball Was Better with Steroids	9	74563x	0.0	30/09/22
Season 7
1. 818-jklpuzo	12	102146x	8.1	01/10/22
2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation	9	112212x	0.0	01/10/22
3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.	8	79543x	7.6	01/10/22
4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator	6	97239x	0.0	01/10/22
5. For the Sake of the Child	8	93512x	7.6	01/10/22
6. Give Me Your Thumb	6	70153x	7.9	01/10/22
7. Untainted by Filth	7	67791x	7.9	01/10/22
8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.	7	83665x	8.8	01/10/22
9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair	5	72081x	7.8	01/10/22
10. That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'	6	90496x	0.0	01/10/22
11. Warning, It's Dirty	8	77334x	8.1	01/10/22
12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste	7	85638x	7.8	01/10/22
13. Yay, No Polyps	6	68039x	8.0	01/10/22
14. Crude and Uncalled For	7	68369x	7.7	01/10/22
15. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche	7	81935x	0.0	01/10/22
16. Tinkle Like a Princess	8	66618x	7.8	01/10/22
17. I Found Your Moustache	6	77083x	0.0	01/10/22
18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day	6	70086x	8.3	01/10/22
19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave	4	65013x	7.9	01/10/22
20. I Called Him Magoo	7	79341x	7.7	01/10/22
21. Gumby with a Pokey	7	61111x	8.0	01/10/22
22. This Is Not Gonna End Well	6	68814x	8.0	01/10/22
Season 8
1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud	12	86199x	8.4	01/10/22
2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer	7	73253x	7.9	01/10/22
3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus	9	81604x	0.0	01/10/22
4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers	9	57741x	7.9	01/10/22
5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel	8	76057x	0.0	01/10/22
6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger	8	53907x	7.9	01/10/22
7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette	8	66487x	0.0	01/10/22
8. Springtime on a Stick	8	67734x	0.0	01/10/22
9. A Good Time in Central Africa	9	60354x	8.1	01/10/22
10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop	8	69205x	7.6	01/10/22
11. Dead from the Waist Down	10	65470x	7.6	01/10/22
12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead	12	62717x	7.4	01/10/22
13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup	7	72709x	7.6	01/10/22
14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs	11	54040x	7.7	01/10/22
15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak	8	61101x	8.1	01/10/22
16. That Darn Priest	8	65029x	0.0	01/10/22
Season 9
1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt	10	99742x	5.5	02/10/22
2. People Who Love Peepholes	11	80823x	5.2	02/10/22
3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food	10	75949x	5.2	02/10/22
4. Nine Magic Fingers	8	70797x	5.4	02/10/22
5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro	10	52313x	5.5	02/10/22
6. The Squat and the Hover	8	73778x	5.4	02/10/22
7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets	8	57265x	5.6	02/10/22
8. Thank You for the Intercourse	12	64900x	6.4	02/10/22
9. Frodo's Headshots	9	59572x	6.3	02/10/22
10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes	8	48996x	6.0	02/10/22
11. What a Lovely Landing Strip	8	61313x	6.2	02/10/22
12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!	7	58125x	5.5	02/10/22
13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion	7	53477x	6.5	02/10/22
14. A Possum on Chemo	7	56300x	6.2	02/10/22
15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack	10	43578x	6.4	02/10/22
16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy	9	41623x	6.5	02/10/22
17. Not in My Mouth!	6	53059x	5.5	02/10/22
18. The War Against Gingivitis	8	55555x	5.4	02/10/22
19. Palmdale, Ech	10	65746x	6.1	02/10/22
20. Grandma's Pie	11	62336x	5.9	02/10/22
21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'	10	48620x	6.0	02/10/22
22. Why We Gave Up Women	8	54148x	6.2	02/10/22
23. The Straw in My Donut Hole	9	51566x	5.5	02/10/22
24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!	8	43233x	6.2	02/10/22
Season 10
1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk	9	111153x	6.0	02/10/22
2. A Big Bag of Dog	8	70784x	6.2	02/10/22
3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt	8	69732x	0.0	02/10/22
4. You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For	9	70645x	6.5	02/10/22
5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam	9	71127x	6.4	02/10/22
6. Ferrets, Attack!	10	59086x	6.0	02/10/22
7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard	7	59500x	6.3	02/10/22
8. Something My Gynecologist Said	8	53552x	6.4	02/10/22
9. I Scream When I Pee	8	66737x	0.0	02/10/22
10. One Nut Johnson	9	59077x	6.9	02/10/22
11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole	6	71686x	6.7	02/10/22
12. Welcome to Alancrest	8	67304x	6.1	02/10/22
13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line	7	61812x	5.5	02/10/22
14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!	7	61140x	6.4	02/10/22
15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It	12	82254x	6.8	02/10/22
16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby	9	73789x	6.2	02/10/22
17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries	8	63829x	0.0	02/10/22
18. The 9:04 from Pemberton	6	63448x	6.2	02/10/22
19. Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon	8	72217x	6.7	02/10/22
20. Bazinga! That's From a TV Show	9	66948x	6.9	02/10/22
21. Another Night with Neil Diamond	10	72335x	0.0	02/10/22
22. My Bodacious Vidalia	7	75047x	6.2	02/10/22
23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped	15	91164x	0.0	02/10/22
Season 11
1. Nangnangnangnang	7	72458x	6.1	03/10/22
2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball	6	92041x	0.0	03/10/22
3. This Unblessed Biscuit	10	87263x	5.9	03/10/22
4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank	9	73393x	6.1	03/10/22
5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003	9	110822x	0.0	03/10/22
6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants	7	65726x	6.0	03/10/22
7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie	8	75792x	6.5	03/10/22
8. Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.	8	56775x	6.2	03/10/22
9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer	8	67592x	5.9	03/10/22
10. On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!	8	71141x	6.5	03/10/22
11. Tazed in the Lady Nuts	7	70383x	6.6	03/10/22
12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.	7	81676x	6.2	03/10/22
13. Bite Me, Supreme Court	9	69360x	6.1	03/10/22
14. Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe	7	69846x	6.4	03/10/22
15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin	8	65334x	6.1	03/10/22
16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper	7	70399x	6.5	03/10/22
17. Welcome Home, Jake	8	73461x	6.5	03/10/22
18. West Side Story	9	65345x	6.6	03/10/22
19. Lan mao shi zai wuding shang	8	71885x	7.4	03/10/22
20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia	10	64873x	0.0	03/10/22
21. Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot	9	68203x	6.0	03/10/22
22. Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead	10	66741x	6.6	03/10/22
Season 12
1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach	11	104409x	5.2	03/10/22
2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza	9	88510x	0.0	03/10/22
3. Glamping in a Yurt	9	77730x	5.4	03/10/22
4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight	8	81671x	5.5	03/10/22
5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.	10	71526x	5.1	03/10/22
6. Alan Shot a Little Girl	7	74615x	0.0	03/10/22
7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner	8	73147x	6.0	03/10/22
8. Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey	8	69545x	5.4	03/10/22
9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey	9	73316x	5.6	03/10/22
10. Here I Come, Pants!	7	71564x	5.8	03/10/22
11. For Whom the Booty Calls	9	66203x	5.5	03/10/22
12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off	8	64241x	6.0	03/10/22
13. Boompa Loved His Hookers	8	65345x	5.7	03/10/22
14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun	8	73568x	5.6	03/10/22
15. Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2	15	90154x	3.9	03/10/22

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