Two and a Half Men (2003) Bosnian subtitles

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"Two and a Half Men" is an American television sitcom that was first broadcast on CBS on September 22, 2003. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, and Angus T. Jones, the show was originally about a hedonistic jingle writer, Charlie Harper; his uptight brother, Alan; and Alan's growing son, Jake. After Alan divorces, he moves with his son to share Charlie's beach-front Malibu house and complicate Charlie's free-wheeling life.

Movie rating: 7.1 / 10 (283947)

Season: #1 - #2 - #3 - #4 - #5 - #6 - #7 - #8 - #9 - #10 - #11 - #12 - #unclassified episodes

Directed by: Lee Aronsohn - Chuck Lorre

Writer credits: Lee Aronsohn - Chuck Lorre

Cast: Jon Cryer - Angus T. Jones - Ashton Kutcher - Charlie Sheen - Conchata Ferrell

AKA: Two and a Half Men, Два з половиною чоловiки, Dois Homens e Meio

Movie name	#			Latest
Season 1
0. Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot				Upload
1. Pilot	1	3773x	8.1	18/01/2013
2. Big Flappy Bastards				Upload
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	1	1910x	7.7	13/02/2013
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	2	1590x	7.9	26/11/2014
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump				Upload
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	3	4239x	7.5	02/12/2010
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake	4	3569x	8.3	08/12/2013
8. Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	5	3611x	7.8	08/12/2013
9. Phase One, Complete	4	3604x	7.5	08/12/2013
10. Merry Thanksgiving	1	1046x	8.0	06/05/2013
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	4	2001x	7.6	18/01/2014
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones	6	3863x	8.6	08/12/2013
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan	4	4629x	7.6	07/03/2013
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas	1	929x	7.7	07/03/2013
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	4	3223x	7.8	08/12/2013
16. That Was Saliva, Alan	4	2909x	7.8	07/03/2013
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	1	878x	7.9	07/03/2013
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick	3	2336x	8.4	22/07/2013
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	2	2791x	8.1	07/03/2013
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark				Upload
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing	8	3489x	8.0	08/12/2013
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	4	2290x	7.8	10/05/2013
23. Just Like Buffalo	1	1916x	8.4	18/07/2009
24. Can You Feel My Finger	3	1893x	8.1	13/12/2010
Season 2
1. Back Off Mary Poppins	3	7627x	7.9	25/11/2014
2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	1	2412x	7.6	02/01/2014
3. A Bag Full of Jawea	2	2700x	7.9	25/11/2014
4. Go Get Mommy's Bra				Upload
5. Bad News from the Clinic				Upload
6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance				Upload
7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	1	857x	7.3	03/03/2013
8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	1	1269x	8.0	20/07/2009
9. Yes, Monsignor				Upload
10. The Salmon Under My Sweater				Upload
11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	5	2391x	8.0	01/12/2014
12. A Lung Full of Alan	3	1176x	8.0	27/02/2013
13. Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów	2	1179x	8.1	27/02/2013
14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	3	3503x	7.6	11/02/2013
15. Smell the Umbrella Stand	2	830x	7.9	11/02/2013
16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	4	2541x	8.2	05/06/2014
17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	3	2438x	7.8	11/06/2014
18. It Was Mame, Mom	3	1080x	8.1	01/04/2013
19. A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise				Upload
20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey				Upload
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	2	2282x	7.8	19/03/2013
22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	1	488x	7.6	17/09/2010
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	1	1803x	8.7	05/08/2010
24. Does This Smell Funny to You	2	1002x	8.3	07/06/2013
Season 3
1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	6	4502x	7.8	24/03/2014
2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	1	1132x	8.1	08/12/2011
3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	1	1066x	7.7	08/12/2011
4. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	1	1403x	7.7	16/10/2010
5. We Called It Mr. Pinky	1	1735x	7.7	14/07/2010
6. Hi, Mr. Horned One				Upload
7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	2	1037x	7.8	13/06/2014
8. That Voodoo That I Do Do	3	3812x	8.3	05/03/2013
9. Madame and Her Special Friend	3	2410x	8.0	18/04/2014
10. Something Salted and Twisted	2	2136x	7.5	18/10/2010
11. Santa's Village of the Damned	4	4257x	8.3	25/08/2013
12. That Special Tug	1	745x	8.0	25/08/2013
13. Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	1	623x	7.6	25/08/2013
14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	3	2589x	8.2	25/08/2013
15. My Tongue Is Meat	3	1778x	7.8	20/04/2014
16. Ergo, the Booty Call	2	1728x	8.4	17/11/2010
17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	4	3076x	7.5	17/12/2012
18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler				Upload
19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin				Upload
20. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	2	2727x	8.3	17/11/2010
21. And the Plot Moistens	2	2063x	7.7	27/08/2013
22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie	2	1796x	7.9	27/08/2013
23. Arguments for the Quickie	1	619x	7.7	27/08/2013
24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	2	837x	8.1	13/03/2014
Season 4
1. Working for Caligula	1	2724x	7.6	15/02/2013
2. Who's Vod Kanockers	1	1197x	7.8	03/04/2013
3. The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress				Upload
4. A Pot Smoking Monkey	3	2775x	7.5	28/08/2014
5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility				Upload
6. Apologies for the Frivolity				Upload
7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head				Upload
8. Release the Dogs				Upload
9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour				Upload
10. Kissing Abraham Lincoln				Upload
11. Walnuts and Demerol	4	2949x	8.6	01/09/2014
12. Castrating Sheep in Montana				Upload
13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer				Upload
14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami				Upload
15. My Damn Stalker				Upload
16. Young People Have Phlegm Too	1	322x	7.7	31/03/2013
17. I Merely Slept with a Commie	2	856x	7.5	16/07/2013
18. It Never Rains in Hooterville	1	1406x	7.6	09/08/2010
19. Smooth as a Ken Doll				Upload
20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot				Upload
21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous				Upload
22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag				Upload
23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	1	588x	8.0	16/03/2013
24. Prostitutes and Gelato	1	447x	8.2	17/06/2014
Season 5
1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom				Upload
2. Media Room Slash Dungeon				Upload
3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	2	1818x	7.8	17/06/2014
4. City of Great Racks	2	3367x	7.9	03/12/2010
5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat				Upload
6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail				Upload
7. Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	1	992x	7.6	20/03/2014
8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles?				Upload
9. Tight's Good				Upload
10. Kinda Like Necrophilia	3	2978x	8.0	12/08/2013
11. Meander to Your Dander	2	867x	8.0	20/05/2013
12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh				Upload
13. The Soil is Moist				Upload
14. Winky-Dink Time	2	2222x	7.9	10/08/2010
15. Rough Night in Hump Junction				Upload
16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty				Upload
17. Fish in a Drawer				Upload
18. If My Hole Could Talk	2	1167x	7.7	26/03/2013
19. Waiting for the Right Snapper	2	2098x	7.8	18/08/2010
Season 6
1. Taterhead Is Our Love Child	1	206x	7.8	04/01/2020
2. Pie Hole, Herb	2	2393x	7.8	08/05/2014
3. Damn You, Eggs Benedict	3	2167x	7.9	13/06/2014
4. The Flavin' and the Mavin'				Upload
5. A Jock Strap in Hell	2	2227x	7.5	20/03/2013
6. It's Always Nazi Week	3	2134x	8.0	19/06/2014
7. Best H.O. Money Can Buy	1	2228x	7.9	09/08/2010
8. Pinocchio's Mouth	1	1277x	7.7	28/09/2010
9. The Mooch at the Boo	2	2535x	8.5	09/08/2010
10. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited	2	2908x	7.6	14/02/2013
11. The Devil's Lube				Upload
12. Thank God for Scoliosis	1	709x	8.0	01/04/2013
13. I Think You Offended Don	2	1388x	7.5	24/03/2013
14. David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie	1	1458x	8.0	19/02/2013
15. I'd Like to Start with the Cat	1	553x	7.6	08/10/2013
16. She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime				Upload
17. The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?				Upload
18. My Son's Enormous Head				Upload
19. The Two Finger Rule	1	614x	8.7	22/02/2013
20. Hello, I am Alan Cousteau	1	1109x	7.8	01/10/2010
21. Above Exalted Cyclops	1	731x	8.1	28/10/2010
22. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box				Upload
23. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth				Upload
24. Baseball Was Better with Steroids				Upload
Season 7
1. 818-jklpuzo	4	7498x	8.1	07/10/2014
2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation	1	2752x	7.8	22/03/2012
3. Mmm, Fish. Yum.	1	2115x	7.6	22/03/2012
4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator	1	1862x	7.6	22/03/2012
5. For the Sake of the Child	1	2349x	7.6	22/03/2012
6. Give Me Your Thumb	1	1707x	7.9	22/03/2012
7. Untainted by Filth	4	3446x	7.9	08/10/2014
8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.	1	1699x	8.5	22/03/2012
9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair	1	1986x	7.8	22/03/2012
10. That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'				Upload
11. Warning, It's Dirty	1	1882x	7.9	12/09/2013
12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste				Upload
13. Yay, No Polyps	1	941x	7.8	04/11/2010
14. Crude and Uncalled For				Upload
15. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche				Upload
16. Tinkle Like a Princess				Upload
17. I Found Your Moustache	4	2505x	7.4	23/06/2014
18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day	1	1039x	8.2	05/11/2010
19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave	1	2091x	7.7	15/07/2010
20. I Called Him Magoo				Upload
21. Gumby with a Pokey	2	2130x	7.9	14/04/2012
22. This Is Not Gonna End Well	1	822x	7.8	14/04/2012
Season 8
1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud	7	11767x	8.4	08/12/2013
2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer	4	4051x	7.9	20/04/2012
3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus	3	3533x	7.8	20/04/2012
4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers	3	3916x	8.0	20/04/2012
5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel	3	3132x	7.6	20/04/2012
6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger	4	4229x	8.0	08/12/2013
7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette	4	2328x	7.7	12/09/2013
8. Springtime on a Stick	2	1758x	7.7	20/04/2012
9. A Good Time in Central Africa	5	3660x	8.0	08/12/2013
10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop	3	2494x	7.4	14/04/2015
11. Dead from the Waist Down	3	1819x	7.4	15/06/2013
12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead	1	1113x	7.2	25/03/2012
13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup	1	972x	7.6	02/07/2013
14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs	1	814x	7.7	04/06/2013
15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak	1	1439x	8.1	13/02/2011
16. That Darn Priest				Upload
Season 9
1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt	1	3930x	5.5	15/06/2013
2. People Who Love Peepholes				Upload
3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food	2	1749x	5.3	21/03/2013
4. Nine Magic Fingers	1	1239x	5.7	24/02/2013
5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro	1	1551x	5.8	18/10/2011
6. The Squat and the Hover	1	635x	5.6	12/04/2015
7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets	1	1059x	5.9	08/04/2013
8. Thank You for the Intercourse				Upload
9. Frodo's Headshots	1	682x	6.4	09/03/2013
10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes	2	2669x	6.2	08/12/2013
11. What a Lovely Landing Strip				Upload
12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!	3	2292x	5.7	08/12/2013
13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion	2	539x	6.6	01/02/2020
14. A Possum on Chemo				Upload
15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack	1	787x	6.4	24/02/2013
16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy	1	728x	6.6	15/06/2013
17. Not in My Mouth!				Upload
18. The War Against Gingivitis				Upload
19. Palmdale, Ech	3	2269x	6.3	08/12/2013
20. Grandma's Pie	2	1529x	6.0	08/12/2013
21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'	2	1347x	6.2	08/12/2013
22. Why We Gave Up Women	1	571x	6.3	06/05/2014
23. The Straw in My Donut Hole				Upload
24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!	1	1102x	6.4	10/02/2013
Season 10
1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk				Upload
2. A Big Bag of Dog				Upload
3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt	3	4133x	6.1	21/04/2013
4. You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For	4	3319x	6.5	08/12/2013
5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam	1	420x	6.5	05/10/2016
6. Ferrets, Attack!				Upload
7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard	1	1254x	6.3	29/04/2013
8. Something My Gynecologist Said	5	2804x	6.6	08/12/2013
9. I Scream When I Pee				Upload
10. One Nut Johnson	1	1436x	6.9	25/02/2013
11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole	2	1272x	6.7	24/07/2013
12. Welcome to Alancrest				Upload
13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line				Upload
14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!				Upload
15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It	1	1216x	6.8	05/03/2013
16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby	1	1451x	6.4	14/05/2013
17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries				Upload
18. The 9:04 from Pemberton	2	1671x	6.4	21/07/2013
19. Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon				Upload
20. Bazinga! That's From a TV Show	4	2555x	6.9	08/12/2013
21. Another Night with Neil Diamond				Upload
22. My Bodacious Vidalia				Upload
23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped	2	1690x	6.4	10/07/2013
Season 11
1. Nangnangnangnang	4	9721x	6.1	08/12/2013
2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball	3	5425x	6.0	08/12/2013
3. This Unblessed Biscuit	2	4328x	6.0	17/08/2014
4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank				Upload
5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003				Upload
6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants	1	2460x	6.1	09/02/2014
7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie	2	3470x	6.5	16/11/2013
8. Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.	1	3653x	6.2	23/11/2013
9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer	3	3340x	6.1	05/02/2014
10. On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!	1	1249x	6.4	02/07/2014
11. Tazed in the Lady Nuts	1	3345x	6.5	05/01/2014
12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.				Upload
13. Bite Me, Supreme Court	1	1787x	6.2	09/02/2014
14. Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe	1	377x	6.2	15/04/2017
15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin	2	3694x	6.2	06/03/2014
16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper				Upload
17. Welcome Home, Jake	1	2157x	6.6	16/03/2014
18. West Side Story				Upload
19. Lan mao shi zai wuding shang	1	968x	7.1	02/03/2015
20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia	2	1293x	7.2	11/02/2018
21. Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot	1	1023x	6.1	26/12/2014
22. Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead	1	968x	6.6	26/12/2014
Season 12
1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach				Upload
2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza				Upload
3. Glamping in a Yurt				Upload
4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight				Upload
5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.				Upload
6. Alan Shot a Little Girl				Upload
7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner				Upload
8. Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey				Upload
9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey				Upload
10. Here I Come, Pants!				Upload
11. For Whom the Booty Calls				Upload
12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off	1	1488x	6.0	31/01/2015
13. Boompa Loved His Hookers				Upload
14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun				Upload
15. Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2				Upload
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