Live! 1CD (2007) 英语 srt 字幕

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The box.

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Let's get out of
the fucking box, guys.

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This is reality.

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Every week these guys
pick someone to give them a car.

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And they give the cops the plate
number and the coordinates.

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This guy races around like crazy
all around Moscow.

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And if they do it for 35 minutes
without getting caught, the car's his.

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That's Russia
and that is great TV.

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- I like it.
- You wanna do that here?

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No. I want to go even bigger.
Better.

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That would work.

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Alright, guys,
what do we got?

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- This is good.
- Awesome.

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Check this out. We got pitched
this reality TV thing from the LAPD.

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It's called Jail Bait.

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And you should like that.

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They take high school girls and put
them through the police academy.

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Six months later,
they put em' on the force.

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They're working the beach,
in bikinis, trying to bust guys...

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who are into underage girls.

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You're gonna get athletes,
you're gonna get lawyers.

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Our competition is trying to crash
a 747 live into the desert.

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Half the shows being pitched have...

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detectives catching unfaithful
wives actually screwing on camera...

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and you're bringing me

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