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<i>TAJ: The legendary Van Wilder</i>
<i>was my mentor.</i>
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<i>He enabled me to become the king of cool</i>
<i>at Coolidge College.</i>
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<i>Thanks to his many insightful life lessons,</i>
<i>like, "Two's company,</i>
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<i>"and three is only good</i>
<i>if there's no class the next day."</i>
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<i>I'm now going to England to take the path</i>
<i>of another great man, my father,</i>
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<i>and continue my academic studies</i>
<i>at Camford University.</i>
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After pursuing my degree in history,
I'll go ahead
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and get a minor in major muff-munching.
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You're not listening to anything
I'm saying, are you?
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Not a word,
Mr. Minor-in-Major-Muff-Munching.
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- FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Chicken or fish?
- Yes, I'll have the chicken, please.
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Enjoy your meal.
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- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.
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All right.
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FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Chicken or fish?
MAN: Chicken.
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- Excuse me.
- Yes?
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Is that Madame Mandira's Homemade
Bombay Hot Sauce?
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No way, you know it?
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Habanero and cayenne peppers mixed
with lime juice, vinegar, onions and salt.
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From the great Calcutta Salt Lake?
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Would you like some?
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Sorry. I'm so clumsy.
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(MOANING)
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Sorry. I have this thing for spices.
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