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Love is in the air.
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'It's the run upto St Valentine's day
and we're all hard at it.
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'Calling in the favours, getting together all those romantic little extras,
'making sure we cash in on Cupid.
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'Nothing is too much trouble, everything is possible.
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'But as the swan appears to glide gracefully through the water,
the feet below are paddling furiously.
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'It's like a beautiful and well choreographed ballet.
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'You want champagne and chocolates?
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We've got them.
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'You want a top night in with your other half?
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'We can certainly deliver the ingredients.
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'You want music?
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'0ne ofthe world's most breathtaking Coloratura
sopranos with an extended high range?
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'No problem.'
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PLAYS PITCH NOTE ON KEYBOARD # 0 mic bambino caro #
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# Mi piace e bello...! #
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'You want us to park our taste at the door?
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'We'll grit our teeth and make sure you
and your lovely lady have a night to remember.
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'Even the most bizarre requests a couple of love birds,
can be accommodated.
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'But surprises aren't always for the guests.
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'Sometimes we also get them from nowhere.
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'Invariably turning our little cosy
world completely on its head.'
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'Hotel Babylon is a triumph of tacky
style over non-existent content.
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