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LARRY THE CABLE GUY: HEALTH INSPECTOR
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Hey, what's going on, Donnie?
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- Hey, Larry. You wanna play?
- You know what? I can't.
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I'm late,
and I gotta get something to eat.
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My boss is a dickweed.
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Dickweed. Dickweed. Dickweed!
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I'm okay.
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I love that kid.
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Dickweed!
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Young man,
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do you have
any freshly-squeezed orange juice?
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I got your fresh squeeze
right here, grandma.
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Who the hell do you think you are?
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Name's Larry,
and I'm the health inspector.
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Brother, you is out of business.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Hey, Jack Dabbs!
New job keeping you on your toes?
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- Is that your idea of a joke, Larry?
- No, I didn't mean it like that.
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I just thought...
You know, you're the new guy.
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Hey, look, MoonPies.
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It's the original
tasty marshmallow sandwich.
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I'll give you pick of the litter.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
Give the guy in the chair first dibs.
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- No, I didn't mean it like that at all.
- Son of a bitch.
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Let me help you. Hold on.
Let me help you get through here.
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Oh, Larry,
Tatlock wants to see you right away.
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