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The peaceful moment.
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It doesn't really exist.
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By the time I finish this sentence...
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about seven people around the
world will make a huge mistake.
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They call them the Darwin Awards.
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In the late '70s, they started
giving out an award each year...
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for the person who died
in the most idiotic way.
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The idea being, these people's
actions are so moronic...
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they're actually improving the gene
pool by removing themselves from it.
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For instance, Trip Hansen, an ad executive...
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was showing off his new penthouse office.
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Oh, man. Instant fuck pad.
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You lucky bastard.
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That glass? Four-ply.
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- Bulletproof.
- Bullshit.
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All right.
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What are you doing?
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Walkin' the talk.
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- No, no, no, no!
- He runs at the window.
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You know, to prove it was shatterproof.
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Holy shit!
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Turns out it wasn't.
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Everybody's gotta have a hobby.
For me, it was the Darwin Awards.
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There we are.
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Okay, I guess you could say it
was actually more of an obsession.
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But I just couldn't help trying to imagine...
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what type of personality it would
...
