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<i>...and don't pack too tight.</i>
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<i>The side pockets of the suitcase
are very good for small objects:</i>
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<i>Earrings, chewing gum, shoe polish...</i>
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<i>needle and thread, charm bracelets,
things like that.</i>
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<i>The top pocket is very good for hair rollers.</i>
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<i>Since they are plastic,
they do not pull the lid down.</i>
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<i>Also, so your shampoo
and cosmetics don't spill...</i>
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<i>put all your gooey things in a plastic bag.</i>
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I call it my Iucky Bag.
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Today's wonderful miracle
permanent-press fabrics...
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are a big help
for the young girl on the move.
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But for that very special wool jacket...
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there's still good old tissue paper
to help keep out nasty creases.
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You won't need tissue for all garments...
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but you will need common sense
to keep the case from looking sloppy.
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And one final tip, girls.
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Pack your naughtiest nightie right on top,
in case you need it in a hurry.
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Packing a suitcase?
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What the hell kind of talent is that?
I can pack a suitcase.
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It's the only thing she could do
without falling off the stage.
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She is cute. I kind of liked the nightie joke.
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That's just the kind of stuff they hate
at the finals. They're not looking for sex.
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