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Ãóëÿùèé êîò, ìÿóêàë è âñ¸ òàêîå,
âîò ÿ è îñòóïèëñÿ.
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Ìîæåò, ýòî âñ¸ èç-çà
òâîåé êîñîëàïîñòè?
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Íó äà.
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Äèê ïîåõàë â Êàíçàñ Ñèòè, ê ñâîåé
æåíå. Ïðîáûë çäåñü êàêîå-òî âðåìÿ.
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Ñëóøàé, Äæåññ,
âîò ïðåëåñòíàÿ èñòîðèÿ.
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Áîááè áûëî ñêîëüêî, 11 èëè 12
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è òû áûë åãî ñàìûé
îáîæàåìûé ïåðñîíàæ.
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Îí íå ìîã óãîìîíèòüñÿ.
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«Äæåññè òî», «Äæåññè ýòî»,
è âîò òàê îò âîñõîäà äî çàêàòà.
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Ëþáîïûòíî.
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Íåò, ýòî åù¸ íå âñ¸.
Ýòî ïðîñòî ïðåëåñòíî.
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Êàê-òî çà óæèíîì Áîá ñïðàøèâàåò:
«Çíàåøü, êàêîé ó Äæåññè ðàçìåð îáóâè?»
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×àðëè, Äæåññè ýòî íåèíòåðåñíî.
Òèõî, Áîá, äàé ìíå çàêîí÷èòü.
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Áîá ãîâîðèò
Áîá ãîâîðèò:
«Çíàåøü, êàêîé ó Äæåññè ðàçìåð îáóâè?»
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Îí ãîâîðèò: «38-é». È ãîâîðèò:
«Ðàçâå ýòî íå ñëèøêîì ìàëåíüêàÿ íîãà
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äëÿ ÷åëîâåêà ðîñòîì ìåòð âîñåìüäåñÿò?»
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ß ðåøèë åãî ðàçûãðàòü, ïîíèìàåøü,
îí âåäü ìîé ìëàäøèé áðàò è âñ¸ òàêîå.
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È ÿ ãîâîðþ: «Ïðîñòî ó íåãî íà íîãàõ
íåò ïàëüöåâ, âîò ïî÷åìó».
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Êàêàÿ ãëóïàÿ èñòîðèÿ.
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«Îí áîëòàë íîãàìè â ðó÷üå,
è ñîì îòêóñèë åìó ïàëüöû».
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Áîá èçìó÷èëñÿ âåñü,
ïûòàÿñü ýòî ïðåäñòàâèòü.
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Õîðîøàÿ øóòêà, æàëü, ÷òî
íå ñìåøíàÿ.
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Îòëè÷íàÿ âåäü èñòîðèÿ, à, Äæåññ?
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Áóäü ïîðàçãîâîð÷èâåé, Áîá.
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