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[SOARING VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS]
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[KITE WHOOSHES]
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[RHYTHMIC TRUMPETS]
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Footballers! Fifty grand a week!
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That's ten grand a day.
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Well, it's a five-day week.
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I mean, one game a week.
Two max.
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And they only train till midday,
so that's like...
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ten grand a working day.
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So what gems does Little Miss Cosmo
have for you this week?
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Well, I'm reading about something
called, erm, multiple orgasm.
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Don't listen. They make that shit up.
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Well, apparently not.
Yeah.
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Well, multiple orgasms
stop when you get married.
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Something to do
with church weddings.
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The blessing takes care of all that.
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In the eyes of God,
one climax per session is enough.
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Well, if that were the case,
I'd go to church.
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Multiple orgasms, really (!)
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We make do with one at a time.
Do you see us complaining?
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No.
There you go.
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'Cause you're asleep.
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Ho-ho-ho!
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[GIGGLES]
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Well, Mandy from Oxford here
has at least ten orgasms a day.
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I told you, they make it up.
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So, by your maths that's what?
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Fifty orgasms a week.
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