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This is our masterpiece.
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It brings a tear to my eye.
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Vandals!
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Let's get them!
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That hurt.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the press...
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...welcome to
the International Space Place.
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We at the Space Place
are proud to announce today...
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...that the long-awaited mission to Mars
mission is ready to be launched.
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We intend to prove positively...
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...that there is no life on the planet Mars.
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As you are all certainly aware, a mission
of this expense is very expensive.
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We just wouldn't shoot two knuckleheads
up there to try and hit Mars.
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No, sir. Hours of serious thought
have gone into this undertaking.
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And now let me introduce
our intrepid space travelers...
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...the only men we could find
that were bold enough to overlook...
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...certain shortcomings
and volunteer for this first-ever...
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...manned mission to Mars.
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I give you Majors Biff Buzzard
and Buzz Blister.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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...the myth of little green men
will soon be put to rest.
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Little green men!
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Aliens. Real aliens.
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Hello.
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Welcome to Earth.
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We hope you have come in peace.
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