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Previously on desperated housewives...
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- Does this relationship have a future?
- Can't we just keep
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- Going the way we are?
- Jackson left.
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- Orson's lying to me again.
- Bree made a decision.
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- So I think I have to divorce him.
- Karl signed up.
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Karl, what are you doing here?
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Well, I just enrolled Evan.
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Wow.
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- And Susan confessed.
- Mike and I got in a car accident.
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- Mike was driving, right?
- That's what we said,
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But it wasn't true. He
took the blame for me.
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On this street,
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The bargaining begins at sunrise...
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An old woman offers a
paperboy a generous tip
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If he'll throw the
paper onto her porch...
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A wife tells her husband
she'll make his favorite dinner
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If he'll bring home roses...
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A man tells his neighbor
he'll take in his garbage cans
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The day she finally mows her lawn.
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Yes, on wisteria lane,
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Everyone knows how to bargain...
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Absolutely everyone.
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I don't want oatmeal.
Can I have pancakes?
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Katherine's not a
short order cook, buddy.
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If she made oatmeal for
breakfast, we're having oatmeal.
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I tell you what, M.J. If
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