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- Here's that four-ten.
- Right.
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I been pumping pussy
since Christ was a corporal.
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I can tell you<i>,</i> the best damned poontang
I ever paid for was in Da Nang.
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The girls were checked out daily.
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And we got ourselves laid in a safe<i>,</i>
orderly<i>,</i> proficient<i>,</i> military manner.
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That is until some suckhead
writes home to mama...
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...and says he dipped his wick
in the Republic of South Vietnam.
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Then the shit hits the fan.
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A committee of congressmen who<i>,</i>
asshole-to-asshole...
10
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...couldn't make a beer fart
in a whirlwind...
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...start telling your basic ass-in-the-grass
Marine<i>,</i> "No more shore time."
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We respond in true Marine Corps fashion.
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We salute<i>,</i> do an about face<i>,</i> double-time
back to the boom-boom garbage dump...
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...where we get the clap<i>,</i>
and the drip<i>,</i> and the crabs...
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...and a generally poor attitude
towards the female of the species.
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War is hell<i>,</i> boy. That's a fact.
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I don't like soldier boys.
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Say what?
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You want to pop that puppy's can<i>,</i> you
don't have to grease him so hard<i>,</i> jarhead.
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Sounds like you're a man of experience.
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What the fuck's that mean<i>,</i> grunt-shit?
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It means be advised
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