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MAN: All right, we're at scene B.
We're in the living room.
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Settle, please.
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Ready, Ed?
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And action.
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MAN #2: Don't argue with me, Sharon.
I don't want to hear it.
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I know what I saw.
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That girl is
out of control.
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I came in here, I found
my sweet darling daughter
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making out on the couch with
that Martin kid. It was horrific.
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I haven't seen that much tongue
since your Uncle Morty's last seder.
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WOMAN: Excuse me, Ed,
but I seem to recall
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you throwing that tongue around
pretty good when we were dating.
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I have no memory of that.
When we were first together,
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I was always
the perfect gentleman.
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It wasn't about sex.
It was about romance.
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Yeah, I remember
the romance.
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Our first kiss was in a dark alley
behind a bad Mexican restaurant.
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That was very romantic-
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the cool night air,
the starry sky.
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The snow-covered
dumpster.
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There was no dumpster.
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Ed, we were standing
right next to it.
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I do not remember
a dumpster.
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That would explain why I get so
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