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It's a story that might bore you, but you don't have to listen,
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because I always knew it was going to be like that.
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( techno music playing )
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Woman: And it was, I think, in that last year, or weekend-
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really a Friday in December at Camden-
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and this was years ago, when I was a different person
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and I was so drunk that I ended up losing my virginity.
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I lost it to some guy who I thought was a Ceramics major,
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but was actually either a NYU film student
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who was just up to Camden for the "End of the World,"
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or a townie.
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I actually had my eye on someone else that night- Victor.
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I'm telling you, with European girls,
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it's just a numbers game.
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If you stand in any major European city on any fucking corner,
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and consecutively ask every girl that walks by if she'll fuck you,
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one out of 20 will say "yes."
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Woman: A junior, a Drama major, just back from Europe...
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only a little gay, with flecked blond hair,
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a great body and these amazing gray eyes.
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Bam- 20th one, you're fucking. Right there.
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It's a confirmed statistic, my man.
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Woman: But Victor was fucking my roommate, Lara.
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She gave him mono before he dumped her.
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