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Two and a Half Men (2003) subtítulos
Dos hombres y medio subtítulos
Nombre del film | # | Latest | ||
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Season 1 | ||||
0. Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal: Original Pilot | Subir | |||
1. Pilot | Subir | |||
2. Big Flappy Bastards | Subir | |||
3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell | Subir | |||
4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap | Subir | |||
5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump | Subir | |||
6. Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? | Subir | |||
7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake | Subir | |||
8. Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful | Subir | |||
9. Phase One, Complete | Subir | |||
10. Merry Thanksgiving | Subir | |||
11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | Subir | |||
12. Camel Filters and Pheromones | Subir | |||
13. Sarah Like Puny Alan | Subir | |||
14. I Can't Afford Hyenas | Subir | |||
15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick | Subir | |||
16. That Was Saliva, Alan | Subir | |||
17. Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats | Subir | |||
18. An Old Flame with a New Wick | Subir | |||
19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You | Subir | |||
20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark | Subir | |||
21. No Sniffing, No Wowing | Subir | |||
22. My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet | Subir | |||
23. Just Like Buffalo | Subir | |||
24. Can You Feel My Finger | Subir | |||
Season 2 | ||||
1. Back Off Mary Poppins | Subir | |||
2. Enjoy Those Garlic Balls | Subir | |||
3. A Bag Full of Jawea | Subir | |||
4. Go Get Mommy's Bra | Subir | |||
5. Bad News from the Clinic | Subir | |||
6. The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance | Subir | |||
7. A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana | Subir | |||
8. Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers | Subir | |||
9. Yes, Monsignor | Subir | |||
10. The Salmon Under My Sweater | Subir | |||
11. Last Chance to See Those Tattoos | Subir | |||
12. A Lung Full of Alan | Subir | |||
13. Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów | Subir | |||
14. Those Big Pink Things with Coconut | Subir | |||
15. Smell the Umbrella Stand | Subir | |||
16. Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? | Subir | |||
17. Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! | Subir | |||
18. It Was Mame, Mom | Subir | |||
19. A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise | Subir | |||
20. I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey | Subir | |||
21. A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On | Subir | |||
22. That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother | Subir | |||
23. Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab | Subir | |||
24. Does This Smell Funny to You | Subir | |||
Season 3 | ||||
1. Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts | Subir | |||
2. Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover | Subir | |||
3. Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark | Subir | |||
4. Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs | Subir | |||
5. We Called It Mr. Pinky | Subir | |||
6. Hi, Mr. Horned One | Subir | |||
7. Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop | Subir | |||
8. That Voodoo That I Do Do | Subir | |||
9. Madame and Her Special Friend | Subir | |||
10. Something Salted and Twisted | Subir | |||
11. Santa's Village of the Damned | Subir | |||
12. That Special Tug | Subir | |||
13. Humiliation Is a Visual Medium | Subir | |||
14. Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded | Subir | |||
15. My Tongue Is Meat | Subir | |||
16. Ergo, the Booty Call | Subir | |||
17. The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer | Subir | |||
18. The Spit-Covered Cobbler | Subir | |||
19. Golly Moses, She's a Muffin | Subir | |||
20. Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro | Subir | |||
21. And the Plot Moistens | Subir | |||
22. Just Once with Aunt Sophie | Subir | |||
23. Arguments for the Quickie | Subir | |||
24. That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite | Subir | |||
Season 4 | ||||
1. Working for Caligula | Subir | |||
2. Who's Vod Kanockers | Subir | |||
3. The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress | Subir | |||
4. A Pot Smoking Monkey | Subir | |||
5. A Live Woman of Proven Fertility | Subir | |||
6. Apologies for the Frivolity | Subir | |||
7. Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head | Subir | |||
8. Release the Dogs | Subir | |||
9. Corey's Been Dead for an Hour | Subir | |||
10. Kissing Abraham Lincoln | Subir | |||
11. Walnuts and Demerol | Subir | |||
12. Castrating Sheep in Montana | Subir | |||
13. Don't Worry, Speed Racer | Subir | |||
14. That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami | Subir | |||
15. My Damn Stalker | Subir | |||
16. Young People Have Phlegm Too | Subir | |||
17. I Merely Slept with a Commie | Subir | |||
18. It Never Rains in Hooterville | Subir | |||
19. Smooth as a Ken Doll | Subir | |||
20. Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot | Subir | |||
21. Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous | Subir | |||
22. Mr. McGlue's Feedbag | Subir | |||
23. Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin | Subir | |||
24. Prostitutes and Gelato | Subir | |||
Season 5 | ||||
1. Large Birds, Spiders and Mom | Subir | |||
2. Media Room Slash Dungeon | Subir | |||
3. Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo | Subir | |||
4. City of Great Racks | Subir | |||
5. Putting Swim Fins on a Cat | Subir | |||
6. Help Daddy Find His Toenail | Subir | |||
7. Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room | Subir | |||
8. Is There a Mrs. Waffles? | Subir | |||
9. Tight's Good | Subir | |||
10. Kinda Like Necrophilia | Subir | |||
11. Meander to Your Dander | Subir | |||
12. A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh | Subir | |||
13. The Soil is Moist | Subir | |||
14. Winky-Dink Time | Subir | |||
15. Rough Night in Hump Junction | Subir | |||
16. Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty | Subir | |||
17. Fish in a Drawer | Subir | |||
18. If My Hole Could Talk | Subir | |||
19. Waiting for the Right Snapper | Subir | |||
Season 6 | ||||
1. Taterhead Is Our Love Child | Subir | |||
2. Pie Hole, Herb | Subir | |||
3. Damn You, Eggs Benedict | Subir | |||
4. The Flavin' and the Mavin' | Subir | |||
5. A Jock Strap in Hell | Subir | |||
6. It's Always Nazi Week | Subir | |||
7. Best H.O. Money Can Buy | Subir | |||
8. Pinocchio's Mouth | Subir | |||
9. The Mooch at the Boo | Subir | |||
10. He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited | Subir | |||
11. The Devil's Lube | Subir | |||
12. Thank God for Scoliosis | Subir | |||
13. I Think You Offended Don | Subir | |||
14. David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie | Subir | |||
15. I'd Like to Start with the Cat | Subir | |||
16. She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime | Subir | |||
17. The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? | Subir | |||
18. My Son's Enormous Head | Subir | |||
19. The Two Finger Rule | Subir | |||
20. Hello, I am Alan Cousteau | Subir | |||
21. Above Exalted Cyclops | Subir | |||
22. Sir Lancelot's Litter Box | Subir | |||
23. Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth | Subir | |||
24. Baseball Was Better with Steroids | Subir | |||
Season 7 | ||||
1. 818-jklpuzo | Subir | |||
2. Whipped Unto the Third Generation | Subir | |||
3. Mmm, Fish. Yum. | Subir | |||
4. Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator | Subir | |||
5. For the Sake of the Child | Subir | |||
6. Give Me Your Thumb | Subir | |||
7. Untainted by Filth | Subir | |||
8. Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. | Subir | |||
9. Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair | Subir | |||
10. That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' | Subir | |||
11. Warning, It's Dirty | Subir | |||
12. Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste | Subir | |||
13. Yay, No Polyps | Subir | |||
14. Crude and Uncalled For | Subir | |||
15. Aye, Aye, Captain Douche | Subir | |||
16. Tinkle Like a Princess | Subir | |||
17. I Found Your Moustache | Subir | |||
18. Ixnay on the Oggie Day | Subir | |||
19. Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave | Subir | |||
20. I Called Him Magoo | Subir | |||
21. Gumby with a Pokey | Subir | |||
22. This Is Not Gonna End Well | Subir | |||
Season 8 | ||||
1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud | Subir | |||
2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer | Subir | |||
3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus | Subir | |||
4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers | Subir | |||
5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel | Subir | |||
6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger | Subir | |||
7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette | Subir | |||
8. Springtime on a Stick | Subir | |||
9. A Good Time in Central Africa | Subir | |||
10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop | Subir | |||
11. Dead from the Waist Down | Subir | |||
12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead | Subir | |||
13. Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup | Subir | |||
14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs | Subir | |||
15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak | Subir | |||
16. That Darn Priest | Subir | |||
Season 9 | ||||
1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt | Subir | |||
2. People Who Love Peepholes | Subir | |||
3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food | Subir | |||
4. Nine Magic Fingers | Subir | |||
5. A Giant Cat Holding a Churro | Subir | |||
6. The Squat and the Hover | Subir | |||
7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets | Subir | |||
8. Thank You for the Intercourse | Subir | |||
9. Frodo's Headshots | Subir | |||
10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes | Subir | |||
11. What a Lovely Landing Strip | Subir | |||
12. One False Move, Zimbabwe! | Subir | |||
13. Slowly and in a Circular Fashion | Subir | |||
14. A Possum on Chemo | Subir | |||
15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack | Subir | |||
16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy | Subir | |||
17. Not in My Mouth! | Subir | |||
18. The War Against Gingivitis | Subir | |||
19. Palmdale, Ech | Subir | |||
20. Grandma's Pie | Subir | |||
21. Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' | Subir | |||
22. Why We Gave Up Women | Subir | |||
23. The Straw in My Donut Hole | Subir | |||
24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! | Subir | |||
Season 10 | ||||
1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk | Subir | |||
2. A Big Bag of Dog | Subir | |||
3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt | Subir | |||
4. You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For | Subir | |||
5. That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam | Subir | |||
6. Ferrets, Attack! | Subir | |||
7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard | Subir | |||
8. Something My Gynecologist Said | Subir | |||
9. I Scream When I Pee | Subir | |||
10. One Nut Johnson | Subir | |||
11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole | Subir | |||
12. Welcome to Alancrest | Subir | |||
13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line | Subir | |||
14. Run, Steven Staven! Run! | Subir | |||
15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It | Subir | |||
16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby | Subir | |||
17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries | Subir | |||
18. The 9:04 from Pemberton | Subir | |||
19. Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon | Subir | |||
20. Bazinga! That's From a TV Show | Subir | |||
21. Another Night with Neil Diamond | Subir | |||
22. My Bodacious Vidalia | Subir | |||
23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped | Subir | |||
Season 11 | ||||
1. Nangnangnangnang | Subir | |||
2. I Think I Banged Lucille Ball | Subir | |||
3. This Unblessed Biscuit | Subir | |||
4. Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank | Subir | |||
5. Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 | Subir | |||
6. Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants | Subir | |||
7. Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie | Subir | |||
8. Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. | Subir | |||
9. Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer | Subir | |||
10. On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! | Subir | |||
11. Tazed in the Lady Nuts | Subir | |||
12. Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. | Subir | |||
13. Bite Me, Supreme Court | Subir | |||
14. Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe | Subir | |||
15. Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin | Subir | |||
16. How to Get Rid of Alan Harper | Subir | |||
17. Welcome Home, Jake | Subir | |||
18. West Side Story | Subir | |||
19. Lan mao shi zai wuding shang | Subir | |||
20. Lotta Delis in Little Armenia | Subir | |||
21. Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot | Subir | |||
22. Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead | Subir | |||
Season 12 | ||||
1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach | Subir | |||
2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza | Subir | |||
3. Glamping in a Yurt | Subir | |||
4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight | Subir | |||
5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. | Subir | |||
6. Alan Shot a Little Girl | Subir | |||
7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner | Subir | |||
8. Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey | Subir | |||
9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey | Subir | |||
10. Here I Come, Pants! | Subir | |||
11. For Whom the Booty Calls | Subir | |||
12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off | Subir | |||
13. Boompa Loved His Hookers | Subir | |||
14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun | Subir | |||
15. Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2 | Subir |