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Master! I'm here to save you!
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That's my friggin Ieg!
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Now, we are extremeIy deIighted...
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to inform you that..
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ThaiIand is the onIy
virus-free nation in Asia.
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We are free of any infections
by any kinds of viruses...
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especiaIIy Sars Virus No. 4...
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the deadIiest virus of them aII...
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...which is currentIy spreading
acoss Africa.
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We again wouId Iike to ensure you that...
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ThaiIand wiII not be harmed
by the Sars Virus.
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A Cockroach!
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Hey, you idiot!
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Serves you right!
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HeIIo. This is Andrew Biggs speaking.
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Check that out on the side of the road!
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Watch out!
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Shit! You ran over a dog.
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It's bear, not a dog.
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What the heII is this?
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Excuse me, young Iady.
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Shit! She kicked me!
Noi, catch that bitch!
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Peekaboo!
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Come here.
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This is just the top part!
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You'd be more surprised
seeing what's under there!
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Stop! Don't try to kick so high.
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If you do,
you can say goodbye to your virginity!
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I have your daughter here with me.
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