1
00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:22,588
<i>What are you gonna do</i>
<i>today, Napoleon?</i>
2
00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:25,129
Whatever I feel like
I want to do. Gosh!
3
00:05:20,753 --> 00:05:22,983
<i>Your current event, Napoleon.</i>
4
00:05:36,536 --> 00:05:39,733
Last week, Japanese scientists "explaced"...
5
00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:43,434
placed explosive detonators
at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness...
6
00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:45,568
to blow Nessie
out of the water.
7
00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:54,719
Sir Curt Godfrey
of the Nessie Alliance...
8
00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:57,221
summoned the help of
Scotland's local wizards<i>...</i>
9
00:05:57,323 --> 00:06:01,817
<i>to cast a protective spell over the lake</i>
<i>and its local residents...</i>
10
00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:07,025
and all those who seek for
the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.
11
00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:26,752
Yes. Yes.
12
00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:28,821
Yes. Yes.
13
00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:34,318
Hey, Napoleon, what'd you do
all last summer again?
14
00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:38,261
<i>I told you. I spent it with my uncle</i>
<i>in Alaska hunting wolverines.</i>
15
00:06:38,364 --> 00:06:41,458
- Did you shoot any?
- Yes, like 50 of'em.
16
00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:45,503
<i>They kept tryin'to attack my cousins. What</i>
<i>the heck would</i> you <i>do in a situation like that?</i>
17
00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:50,406
- What kind of gun did you use?
- A frickin' 12-gauge. What do you think?
18
00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:53,035
You think you're funny?
Just watch your step.
19
00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:55,444
But I didn't...
20
00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:05,118
Hey, could I use your guys's
phone for a sec?
21
00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:08,557
- Is there anything wrong?
- I don't feel very good.
22
00:07:32,051 --> 00:07:34,952
- Hi.
- Is Grandma there?
23
00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:37,318
No, she's getting
her hair done.
24
00:07:41,694 --> 00:07:44,219
...
