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HAPPY GILMORE
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Ôï üíïìá ìïõ åßíáé Happy GiImore.
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Áðï ôüôå ðïõ Þìïõíá ìåãÜëïò ãéá skate,
áãÜðçóá ôï hockey.
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ÅéëéêñéíÜ äåí Þìïõíá
ï êáëýôåñïò skater.
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ÁëëÜ áõôü äåí áðïèÜñçíå ôïí ìðáìðÜ ìïõ
íá ìå äéäÜîåé...
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...ôï ìõóôéêü ðùò íá êÜíåéò
Ýíá ôÝëåéï sIap shot.
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Ï ìðáìðÜò ìïõ ëÜôñåõå ôï hockey.
Ç ìçôÝñá ìïõ êáèüëïõ..
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Ìåôáêüìéóå óôçí Áßãõðôï, üðïõ äåí õðÞñ÷å
ãýðåäï ôïõ Hockey óå áðüôáóç 1500÷ëì.
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Ï ìðáìðÜò ìå ðÞãáéíå óôïõò áãþíåò
íá äù ôïõò áãáðçìÝíïõò ìáò ðáß÷ôåò...
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...Terry O'ReiIIy,
"The Tasmanian DeviI".
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Äåí Þôáí ï ôÝëåéïò,
áëëÜ äå öïâüôáí êáíÝíáí, üðùò åãþ.
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Ùñáßïò ôýðïò,å? ¸ëåãå ðùò üôáí
ìåãáëþóù, èá ìðïñþ íá ãßíù üôé èÝëù.
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ÁëëÜ áõôü ðïõ Þèåëá ðÜíôá,Þôáí
íá ãßíù Ýíáò hockey ðáß÷ôçò.
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Ç ðáéäéêÞ ìïõ çëéêßá Þôáí ôÝëåéá,
áëëÜ ç æùÞ åßíáé ãåìÜôç åêðëÞîåéò.
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ÌåôÜ ôçí êçäåßá, ìå óôåßëáíå íá ìåßíù
ìå ôç ãéáãéÜ ìïõ óôï Waterbury.
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¹ìïõíá êÜðùò íåõñéêüò,
ðïôÝ äåí ôçí åß÷á ãíùñßóåé ðïëý êáëÜ.
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Íôõíüôáíå óáí ôïí Gene Simmons
áðï ôïõò KISS ãéá íá ãåëÜóù.
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¹ôáí ôï ðéï ãëõêü Üôïìï
óôï êüóìï.
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ÌåôÜ ôï èÜíáôï ôïõ ðáôÝñá ìïõ,
Üëëáîá ÷áñáêôÞñá.
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Åêåßíï ôï ðáéäß ìïõ Ýêëåøå ôï ðáé÷íßäé ìïõ.
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Áíôß íá ôï æçôÞóù ðßóù,
ôïí ÷ôýðçóá óôï êåöÜëé óõíå÷üìåíá...
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ìå Ýíá óöõñß.
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