"Amazing Stories" 12CD (1985) English srt subtitles

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Ripped by Bornholm

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Got one of those satellite dishes, Dad.
Put it out back of the house.

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You´ll be able to watch
every channel you can imagine.
Yeah.

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Can´t imagine too many.
And movies too.

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Pay stations, everything.
Movies from a satellite, even?
I´ll bejiggered.

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And you´re gonna love the house.
See, I designed it...

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with three bedrooms on the second floor
and one downstairs,

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so you don´t have to get tired
walking up and down stairs.

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I don´t imagine
I´ll be doin´ too much of that.

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It´s sort of funny-

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you takin´ me to die in the cornfiields
where I should´ve died
three quarters of a century ago.

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Fenton!
Look, Dad, you can tell
those nutty stories...

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to all the people
at the old folks´ home,

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but if you tell Brian that,
he´s not gonna sleep at night.

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He´s been lookin´ so forward to seein´ you.
Old Pa. That´s all
he talks about night and day.

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Maybe sometime soon,
you can drive us all out
to the spot where it happened.

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Sure, but, uh, don´t have to drive.
Accident site´s on my property.

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Your property?

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Exactly where on your property?

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Here we go.

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Old Pa.

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Old Pa!

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Old Pa! Old Pa!

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Dad?

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"Your attention please."

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"We have a special guest with us today,"

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"a member of sevenall-statesquads..."

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"in football, basketball and baseball,"

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"the most popular student in his class,"

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a" heck of an athlete
and a hell of a guy,"

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"you know him as number 28,"

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"Brad Bender.

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You dog.

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Good morning, sunshine.

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You made all-state.

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I always make all-state.
Now, hurry up and eat your food,
or you´ll be late for school.

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Your father and Shelly already left.

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Lightly toasted, mom.

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Lightly toasted.

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This morning´s Sports Spot hotshot
is the toast of Rockridge High,

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Brad Bender,

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who´s made yet another
all-state squad...

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and this time in swimming, sports fans.

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There´s just no stopping this kid
when it comes to racking up the records.

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Boom, boom, pow.!

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All-state in soccer, football, track.

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All season long
it´s been Bender, Bender, Bender.!

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Yes, I tell you-

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Well, we´re in
an all-state mood today.

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Well, they´re announcing
the prom king today.

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Fall back!

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Viva la patria!

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- They're comin'over the wall!
- Adelante! Arriba!

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Fall back!

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Jobe, go give davy a hand!

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Yes, sir, mr. Bowie.

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Davy!

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- Davy, are you okay?
- Yeah. Load!

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Tear his shirt
and tie my arm.

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- Where's colonel travis?
- He's fighting by the water supply, sir.

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Yeah? You're a brave boy, jobe.

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No more than you
or anybody else, sir.

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- How old are you?
- Fifteen.

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Should've gotten out with the women
and children, when you had a chance.

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Naw. I reckon
i belong here, sir.

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Your daddy would be proud of you.

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- Now, go and help the colonel
- What about you, sir?

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Take more than a bullet
to fell ol' davy crockett. Now git!

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Load!

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I can't believe it-
pictures of the alamo.

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Who would have thought
that i would be-

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honey, come on.
I want you to get in the picture.

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-Sit down. I'm gonna get us both in the picture.
- Just a second.

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Stan took patsy to paris
for their 25th anniversary.

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- I know, but what's paris compared to this?
- All right.

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Come on.

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Ripped By Bornholm

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Kill the monster!

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Cut!

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Cut! Cut! Guys, where's my fog?
Where's my fog?

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This is a crucial scene.
It's a magic moment.

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It's- it's...

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lunch.

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Okay, everyone,
that's lunch, one hour.

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We pick up from here at 3:00 a.m.

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Come on, harold.
I'll give you a hand.

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- There you go.
- Whoa!

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- Gee, those splints must be murder on your legs.
- oh, they are.

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You ready for one of ptomaine pip's
box lunches, pal?

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I can't eat.
Can't eat.

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Well, you're lucky there,
but i don't envy you, buddy.

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Harold.
Is that a smile?

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Listen, old buddy, it´ll take a half hour to
get you out of that, and 45 minutes to get you back in. Right?

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And you're the first shot after lunch. So what do
you say we go relax and you keep it on?

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Okay, big buddy.
Let's go right over-

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hey, how about a soda?

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Who got your own personal,
private trailer? Yeah, well-

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then why don't we go relax in it?
After all, it's got everything you like, everything you asked for.

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We got the little refrigerator.
We got some soda pop.

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We got those little
flexi straws you like.

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I'm wanna go and just sit down.

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Ripped By Bornholm

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- Hey, captain.
- Damn it, lamar. Don't stack these babies so close.

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- Check that these racks ain't loose.
- I'll worry about droppin' 'em from six feet.
You worry about droppin' 'em from 20,000.

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Get it worked out, fellas.
What's this?

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Come on, boys. Up and at 'em.
Let's get to it.

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Morning, captain.
What's this?

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Hey, captain, how are we
gonna fly without jonathan?

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Yeah, i thought you said he was
gonna come and give us our lucky rub.

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Well, that's funny.
I was talking to the old man.

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I said, "colonel, you can say a lot
of things about my crew,

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but you can't say
they're superstitious." right?

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Come on, boys.
A little fire and vinegar. Let's move.

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- Let's close it up back there.
- Hey, watch it down there, will ya!

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- get these babies out of the way.
- Come on, will ya? Typical, isn't it?

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- So what are they so glum about then?
- Well, this lad, jonathan, he's their lucky piece.

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- Oh, i see.
- The captain's flown 22 missions with his lucky boy.

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Now he's got to fly number 23
with a green belly gunner.

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- That's rotten luck, isn't it?
- It's terrible.

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Boys don't wanna fly without jonathan.
It was you who said he was our lucky rub.

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I know what i said. Nobody flies 24 missions-
and i mean nobody!

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Gosh. You scared me.

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Ohhh.

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Operator, get me the police.
I saw the killer.

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I saw the strangler, damn it!

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Yes! I'm telling the truth!

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I'm in an alley
just off the strip near olive.

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Yes, i saw the strangler! Hurry!

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Hurr-

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How's the amazing falsworth
tonight?

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Not so great.
Barbara left him last night.

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Geez. What's that,
wife number three?

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Four.

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L.a. Is teeming
with ex-mrs. Falsworths.
It's that power of his.

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Come on. Don't hand me that bull.
I know how he does that stuff.

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I got this cousin, see,
and he and his friend
have this thing worked out...

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where they use color patterns
and stuff.

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Yeah. Pretty convincing too.
It's not a trick, jimmy.

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Falsworth's for real.
So is santy claus.

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The one, the only, the amazing falsworth.

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Thank you. Thank you,
and welcome to the club.

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Uh, tonight, i'm not gonna bore you
with any of my cheap card tricks...

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or- or pigeons up my sleeves.

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No, tonight,
i'm gonna go down among you...

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and try to learn something
about my audience- if you don't mind.

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What i'd like to do is touch you

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Ripped by Bornholm

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Andrew!

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Honey?

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- That was beautiful.
- Thanks, mom.

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Wash your hands.
Dinner'll be ready in 15 minutes.

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- I gotta finish my science project, mom.
- What's your project, son?

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To build a small but powerful
tv antenna...

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so i can pick up signals from real far away,
you know, like sacramento, oakland.

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Science is important,
but dinner's important too.

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Fifteen minutes.
Dinner.

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This has been a close game from the start,
as both teams need a victory tonight.

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These home fans really
show a lot of spirit.

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Idaho brings the ball down the court.
They drive toward the basket.

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They shoot-
no, it's off the rim! It's out!

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It's still Idaho leading, 38-32.

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Holy cow! I got Idaho!

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These fans are going wild!

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Aloha, aloha, aloha! It´s Kiahuna Pete!

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Yes, folks, if you can find a better deal
than right here at Kiahuna Pete´s,

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Hawaii?
I will personally eat a pineapple-

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yes, skin, leaves, the works!

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Oh, here´s a fixer-upper.

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Owned by a little old lady
from Pomona Valley-

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Dad!

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Dad! Come here, quick!

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Dad!

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Oh, uh, Murray.

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The new kid on the spot,
he, uh- he, uh, knows the cue, right?

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- Yeah, yeah, he´s fine, Lou.
- That´s good.

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You know, I think I´ll do the floating ball trick.
That always gets ´em.

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- That´s good. Sounds good.
- Good.

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The fabulous Nick Lewin!

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Wonderful magic. Wonderful.

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And now, a man who has appeared here,
at the Magic Castle since we opened in the year 1932.

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Please, a Warm Welcome
for the master of prestidigitation,

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Mr. Lou Bundles!

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Thank you. Thank you very much,
ladies and gentlemen.

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And thank you, Murray.

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You know, they say you can´t
teach an old dog new tricks.

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It´s not What you do.
It´s the Way that you do it.

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May I have a volunteer from the audience, please?
You, miss?

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Come on. Oh, come on.
Come on. You can come.

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Let´s have a round of applause
to get her up here, please. Thank you.

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That´s it.

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Watch your step. Now this is an ordinary deck
of playing cards. Am I right?

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- Yes, it is.
- All right. Thank you.

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I want you to pick a card.
Don´t show it to me, just to the audience.

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Any card you Want.

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All right?

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Ripped and corrected by Bornholm

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Mr. Alec?
Ah, ah, ah, ah!

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Robert, you know
how much I like to dunk.

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Shall I leave the dessert tray?

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- Look at me, Robert.
- Yes, you shall leave the dessert tray.

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And please get me
another bowl of sugar.

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Yes, sir.

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And some margarine!
Margarine, not butter.

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Mmm.! Mmm.! Mmm.!

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Hi, Porky Pig!

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You just wanna get off of my sweets?

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I´m here.

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Aren´t you going to Florida
this winter?

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That´s bathing suit time.
You can ask just so much of rayon.

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You´re a porker. Larry, admit it.
You sit down in shifts.

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Look who´s talking,
Mr. Oink-oink.

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Oh, I like resistance.

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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

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Look. There´s a guy
cheating on his wife over there.

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That´s-

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Who did that?
Who bit that?

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Larry, open up.

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Oh!

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- How do you feel, Larry?
- Guilty.

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I can´t hear you, Larry.
A little louder.

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Guilty, Your Honor.

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My work is done here.

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Your dress is too short.
If it was any shorter, you could be arrested.

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In fact, you should be arrested.

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Ripped by Bornholm

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Cut out that beboppin´!

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Get away! Aah!

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Help! Help!

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- Walter.!
- Yes, dear?

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Ow! Aah!
What are you doing?

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Aah! Nothing, dear!

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I told you I didn´t want you
playing with those dogs!

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Now, get in here!

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Ohh! Ahh!

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- Walter.!
- Yes, dear?

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- Double-time.!
- Yes, dumpling!

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Well? Where is it?

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- It?
- My tutti-spumoni!

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I´m sick and tired of heavenly hash.

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- I´m sorry, dumpling.
- Sorry excuse for a husband is what you are.

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- Is there anything else I can do for you?
- No! Yeah.

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There´s a spoon in
the garbage disposal. Get it out.

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Yes, peaches.

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I Wanna go to Cypress Point, Florida,
this summer. Ya hear me?

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Yes, my little cherry blossom.

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They got a fountain of youth
I wanna check out. Heh!

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- I´m stuck.
- Walter, hurry up.

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Yes, dear.

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Aah! I´m stuck!

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Ralph, get over here
and give me a hand.

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Sure, Dad. I´ll give ya a hand.

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Oh, no. Ohh.

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Oh, my God. Ralph?

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No, Ralph. No.

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Ripped by Bornholm

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- Well, if you just stay still-
- Yes, but this suit wasn´t supposed to shrink.

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- It didn´t, dear.
- Oh, yes.

4
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If you don´t stay away
from those gingerbread cookies,

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I´m going to have to put
a stretch band on your pants.

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Steve Heptinstall.

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- "Steve Heptinstall, Roanoke, Virginia." Did I pack his catcher´s mitt?
- Yes, dear.

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Um, ah, Claire- Claire, uh-

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- Oh. "Claire Rinfret," yes, of Paris, France. Did I-
- Yes, dear.

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- My mittens!
- They´re on the mantel where they always are.

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Ah.

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- Oh! My pipe.
- I put it in the glove compartment.

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Oh, Helen, I´m so excited.

14
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I can´t wait to get out there
and see all those eager faces...

15
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waiting for Santa
to pay ´em a visit.

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- Well, just remember, dear, the world has changed.
- Not on Christmas it hasn´t.

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You read the newspapers.
You see what´s on the evening news.

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Uh, it´s a modern, sophisticated world.

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And I haven´t kept up with it?

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No, you have-
in your own way.

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It´s- It´s just that,
unfortunately,

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people think they have more important things
to believe in...

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than Christmas or Santa.

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Horsefeathers!

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Ripped by Bornholm

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You almost finished?

3
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A few more minutes.

4
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I have an itch.

5
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Well, then,
I suggest you scratch it.

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I can´t.

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I can´t reach it.
It´s on my back.

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Try not to think of it.

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I can´t not think of it.
It itches.

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Think of something else.

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- What shall I think of then?
- You tell me.

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Where were you exactly
one year ago today?

13
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You know very well.
I was with you in Paris...

14
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on our honeymoon.

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I can only see every glorious moment.

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Tell me what you see.

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I see you in the early morning
With the fishermen on the banks of the Seine.

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I see you standing
under the Arc de Triomphe...

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during the sun shower.

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And I see you reading in the Tuileries
while all around you children played.

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- You may scratch now.
- Is it finished?

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Come look.

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You don´t like it?

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It´s too lovely.

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- Whoa.
- Whoa.

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Good shot. Good shot.

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- Ohh!
- Oh, well done, Eve.

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Well done, Eve.

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- Byron!
- Not bad for an old rapscallion´s wife.

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