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<i>Oh, what a tangled web we weave</i>
<i>When first we practice to deceive.</i>
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<i>That's Bill Shakespeare.</i>
<i>He knew it 500 years ago.</i>
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<i>The art of deception has</i>
<i>created wars, destroyed kingdoms...</i>
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<i>... brought down the world's</i>
<i>greatest empires.</i>
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<i>And it was a crude web of lies</i>
<i>that I wove that led to my downfall.</i>
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<i>See that guy there?</i>
<i>That's me, Johnny Grand.</i>
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<i>Not so long ago, I had it all.</i>
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<i>Big house in the suburbs,</i>
<i>beautiful wife, plenty of dough.</i>
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<i>The American dream.</i>
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<i>And this is the story</i>
<i>of how I lost it all.</i>
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<i>Meet my friend Carlos,</i>
<i>ex-client, another jailbird.</i>
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<i>Only this one has just flown the coop</i>
<i>with a little help from yours truly.</i>
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<i>I went to law school</i>
<i>with the right intentions...</i>
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<i>... but I got lost</i>
<i>somewhere along the line.</i>
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<i>Felonious Spinks, friend of Carlos.</i>
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<i>Sometimes lover,</i>
<i>sometimes whipping boy.</i>
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<i>Plays her almost as well</i>
<i>as he plays the saxophone.</i>
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<i>This is my wife, Jane.</i>
<i>She likes it on top.</i>
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<i>Always has to be in control.</i>
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<i>Always did.</i>
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Johnny.
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Johnny.
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