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Hi, honey.
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Smells good.
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- Can I have...
- Don't, don't!
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Come in here and gather around!
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- I must show you something!
- My new car?
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Keep dreaming.
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Here, eat these.
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- They're chocolate chip.
- They're delicious.
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They're 4 years old.
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Anyone for milk?
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8 years old.
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It's my long-life food preservative.
It's been approved!
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I got my big bonus!
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- Congratulations.
- Isn't it great?
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And...
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...that's not all.
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Mr. Shirley thinks a guy like...
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...Clark Griswold deserves days off.
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And Clark Griswold thinks he should
take those days off and...
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...take his family on a fabulous
vacation to...
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...fantastic Las Vegas!
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There's nothing to do there.
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Clark, I don't think that Las Vegas
is the kind of place you take a family.
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Oh, come on.
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Las Vegas has changed, Ellen.
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It's the No 1 family
destination in America.
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I'm not going.
The people there are so phony.
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Is there legalized prostitution?
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Not within the city limits.
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