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Previously on the Ex List
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You are the best sister ever
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on the whole planet.
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Elliott, I don't want to just be your girlfriend.
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What makes you think being your half-girlfriend
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- is making me any happier? - You're not hating me as much.
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You've known Bella for like what, three years? So?
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I have been putting up with little man drama of hers
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since freshman year of college,
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and I can't put up with it again.
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My name is Bella. I think I may have found your cat.
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No way.
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Tommy Anzide! How are you?
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What are you doing?
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Tommy Anzide was like my funniest high school boyfriend.
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He made peach schnapps come out of my nose twice.
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I made your buddy Augie over there
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laugh so hard once he chipped a tooth.
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Remember, baby?
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Fondly, my love.
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Come here, Rufus. Come here, baby.
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Leave the kitty alone.
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So you really think
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this is your big romantic destiny
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finding your junior prom date's cat?
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I didn't just go to the prom with him.
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We dated for like three months.
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I'm sorry, I'm not as familiar
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