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Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention please.
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Welcome to the newest,
the greatest...
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the most spectacular
show in entertainment history.
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Put your hands together for
the fabulous Feebles Variety Hour!
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Meet the Feebles,
meet the Feebles...
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We're not average ordinary people.
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Meet the Feebles,
meet the Feebles.
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Animal acts
and other attractions.
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Bring me a pussy
and I show you some action.
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I'm a contortionist.
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A modernist.
An hippopotamus.
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Be sure we guarantee
to amuse you.
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Wait to meet the Feebles.
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Meet the Feebles,
meet the Feebles.
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We're not average ordinary people.
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Meet the Feebles,
Meet the Feebles.
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And now...
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here's...
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Harry.
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Yipeee! Ha ha!
Hi, folks!
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Welcome to the Feebles
Variety Hour.
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Oh boy, what a line-up
we've got for you tonight.
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But first, give a huge reception
to our very own Venus...
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that gorgeous hunk
of hippo-hood, Heidi!
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I'm Heidi, hi!
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I love you all.
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You're as pretty as me,
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