Coccinella, La 3CD (1999) English srt subtitles

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It is not true,
although culture claims the opposite,

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that the only purpose of sex is procreation.

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It also serves to give pleasure.

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And nature, which is wiser than culture,

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in order to encourage people
to procreate,

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has linked this duty to sexual pleasure.

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Without it, it is practically impossible
to fulfil the first.

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TINTO BRASS
Presents

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The Ladybird 

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The towel is the blue one,
do you remember?

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Yes, yes, thank you.

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Take your time, as if you were at your place.

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If you need anything, just call me.

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No, thank you.

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If only I'd thought about it.

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I should have left a girlie magazine
in the bathroom.

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Well, maybe I'll find one... Let's see.

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What do I have here -
Bella, Tutto Uncinetto, I don't think so.

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What about this one, ''Io Vorrei Essere Là''
by Giandomenico Curi. No.

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Mani Di Fata... Well, maybe Amica.

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Would a magazine like Amica help?

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Amica? What is it?

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No, thank you.

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Fair enough. What would he do
with a magazine like that?

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Although it contains some nice adverts
of women in underwear.

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Let's have a look.

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The flesh is weak.

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Even for those who deny it.

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When you least expect it,

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a tiny opportunity is enough
to expose the undeniable truth.

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Seeing is believing.

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TINTO BRASS
presents

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CHIROPRACTIC SURGERY

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Hello?

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Yes? All right.

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No worries, it's not a problem.

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Doctor Murolo, I am sorry.
I never heard you come in.

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Sorry, I was taking a pee.

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- The 4:15pm has cancelled.
- That makes three.

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- Three?
- Cancelled appointments today.

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- Who's left?
- The 5:30pm.

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Hold My Wrists Tight 

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Blessed are thou amongst women,
and blessed is...

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Hail Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners, now...

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..thou amongst women. Hail Mary,
full of grace. The Lord is with thee.

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Blessed are thou amongst women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.

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Hail Mary, Mother of God, pray for us...

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Miss, stop that terrible noise!

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Miss, stop that terrible noise!

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Fuck off!

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- Yes?
- I have an appointment with Doctor Murolo.

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5:30pm.

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OK. Goodbye.

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Good morning.

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To be someone who censors
other people's behaviour

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often masks your own sexual frustration

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and this a proven fact.

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In the same way, it is widely accepted that
having sex in a playful and relaxed way

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often reveals a free,
happy and open-minded disposition

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and is the result of
a positive attitude towards life.

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Just like the naughty girl of this short movie.

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Tinto Brass
presents

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Improper Liaisons (Improper Relations)


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- Uncle!
- Silvia!

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- How are you?
- Fine.

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- Let me see you. You've grown up.
- Of course.

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- Have you been waiting long?
- No. Let's go.

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So, how was the journey?

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It was so hot. I can't wait to have a shower.

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Actually...

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Tell me about your new wife!
Tell me something about her.

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Everything's great with Francesca.
Elena is the problem.

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It was predictable.

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My little cousin doesn't change, does she?

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You'll see for yourself.

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I'm really sorry about your mother.

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She was a fantastic woman.

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You can stay as long as you like.

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- I mean, with us.
- Thank you, uncle.

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Life is really strange.

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