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Ðáíáãßá ìïõ!
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¼÷é ãáìþôï!
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¼÷é, ü÷é, ü÷é !
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Ù÷ óêáôÜ!
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Ãåéá óáò, åßìáé ï Johnny Knoxville.
ÊáëùóÞñèáôå óôï Jackass(ÅîõðíÜêçäåò)!
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Êõñßåò êáé êýñéïé.
¹ñèå ç þñá ãéá êïõêëïèÝáôñï.
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Ìéá öïñÜ êáé Ýíáí êáéñü,
Þôáí Ýíá ðåéíáóìÝíï åñðåôü
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êáé Ýíá ìïíá÷éêü ðïíôéêáêé
ðïõ ÷ñåéáæüôáí Ýíá ößëï
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Ãåéá óïõ êå åñðåôü.
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Ôï üíïìÜ ìïõ åßíáé ðïíôéêÜêé.
ÈÝëù íá ãßíù ößëïò óïõ.
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ÓéãïõñÝøïõ üôé üëï ìïõ ôï "ðñÜãìá"
åßíáé Ýîù.ÈÝëù íá öáßíïìáé ùñáßïò.
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Áò ôïí ãáñãáëÞóù ëßãï óôçí ïõñÜ?
¸é, åäþ.
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Áõôü äåí åßíáé êáëü.
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Äåí ôï êÜíáìå Ýôóé ðßóù óôï óðßôé.
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Áõôü äåí Þôáí êáëü.
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ÌÜãêá.
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Åßíáé ìüíï 2 åêáôïóôÜ ìáêñéÜ.
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ÎåêéíÜìå. Äþóå ìïõ Ýíá öéëÜêé.
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Ìüíï Ýíá öéëÜêé.
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ÈåÝ ìïõ!
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ÈåÝ ìïõ, ðïíÜåé!
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ÊÜñöùóå ôá äüíôéá ôïõ óôï ðáðÜñé ôïõ!
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Íïìßæù üôé ôï êïõêëïèÝáôñï ôåëåßùóå.
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Ù, èåÝ ìïõ.
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"ÃåéÜ óáò åîõðíÜêçäåò.
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"¢êïõóá üôé ìÝíåôå óå áõôü
ôï îåíïäï÷åßï."
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- Ôß óôï äéÜïëï åßíáé áõôü?
- ÌÜãêá êïßôá ôï.
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Åßíáé...ëåò êáé êÜðïéïò...
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ÊïßôáîÝ ôï.Ôé åßíáé áõôü?
Äåí ìðïñþ ïýôå íá ôï äéáâÜóù.
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