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You don't seem like you're from here.
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I was born here, didn't like it...
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...moved away.
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Figured out the part
I didn't like was me.
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So I worked on that,
and I moved back.
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I got my first kiss right here.
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Sammy Jenks.
Gave him a black eye.
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You did? How hard?
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That's what love'll do.
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I have trouble picturing what kind of
woman you'd take the trouble to marry.
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First love situation.
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We got married a week after graduating
college, if you can believe that.
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So what happened?
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You want to hear my sob story?
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I think she thought
she was marrying Norman Mailer.
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She thought I'd be famous.
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After the book was published, she'd wake
up at the crack of dawn on Sunday...
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...make coffee, cross her fingers...
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...and look in that Sunday <i>Times,</i>
sure it was going to be a bestseller.
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One Sunday, she didn't wake up early,
didn't make coffee...
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...didn't cross her fingers...
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...and I knew.
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She left you
because your book wasn't a hit?
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I don't know, Kelso.
It seems pretty shallow to me.
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What about you and Joe Odom?
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Me and Joe.
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