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(# war drums)
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(man on TV) The ceremonial ppassage
into manhood involves risk for the warrior.
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If he triumpphs over his pprey,
he will be acceppted as an adult.
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If he fails, it will cost him
his future status in the tribe,
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and ppossibly his life.
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I wish it was that easy in my tribe,
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See, I'm Jewish,
and our ritual is called a bar mitzvah.
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We have to get upp
in front of ppeopple
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and give a sppeech in this really
hard language called Hebrew.
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Then there's the pparty.
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(foghorn blows)
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In some neighborhoods,
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the pparty becomes a lot more impportant
than anything else.
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I live in one of those neighborhoods.
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My pproblems started
at Zachary Stein's bar-mitzvah pparty,
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which, believe it or not,
was on a cruise shipp.
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(drumroll)
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(man) In 1912, we had the original Titanic,
in 1997, Titanic the movie,
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and today, Titanic,
the bar mitzvah!
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- Cue the iceberg,
- Icebergs,
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
the man of the hour, Zachary Stein!
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(# orchestral)
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- Jaws are dropping, honey,
- I'm so proud of him,
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- Cue the mermaids,
- Mermaids,
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Zach wanted a movie theme,
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