Keeping Up with the Steins 1CD (2006) English sub subtitles

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{446}{502}{Y:i}(# war drums)
{831}{963}{Y:i}(man on TV) The ceremonial passage|into manhood involves risk for
the warrior.
{965}{1084}{Y:i}If he triumphs over his prey,|he will be accepted as an adult.
{1113}{1236}{Y:i}If he fails, it will cost him|his future status in the tribe,
{1238}{1303}{Y:i}and possibly his life.
{1340}{1414}I wish it was that easy in my tribe.
{1467}{1587}{Y:i}See, I'm Jewish,|and our ritual is called a bar mitzvah.
{1611}{1663}{Y:i}We have to get up|in front of people
{1665}{1763}{Y:i}and give a speech in this really|hard language called Hebrew.
{1765}{1813}{Y:i}Then there's the party.
{1815}{1879}{Y:i}(foghorn blows)
{1881}{1912}{Y:i}In some neighborhoods,
{1914}{1995}{Y:i}the party becomes a lot more important|than anything else.
{1997}{2091}{Y:i}I live in one of those neighborhoods.
{2093}{2198}{Y:i}My problems started|at Zachary Stein's bar-mitzvah party,
{2200}{2274}{Y:i}which, believe it or not,|was on a cruise ship.
{2276}{2333}{Y:i}(drumroll)
{2334}{2472}{Y:i}(man) In 1912, we had the original Titanic,|in 1997, Titanic the
movie,
{2474}{2561}and today, Titanic,|the bar mitzvah!
{2562}{2607}- Cue the iceberg.|- Icebergs.
{2621}{2769}And now, ladies and gentlemen,|the man of the hour, Zachary Stein!
{2771}{2838}{Y:i}(# orchestral)
{3014}{3103}- Jaws are dropping, honey.|- I'm so proud of him.
{3118}{3178}- Cue the mermaids.|- Mermaids.
{3321}{3416}{Y:i}Zach wanted a movie theme,|but his parents wouldn't go for "Kill
Bill."
{3514}{3615}Today I am...|the king of the Torah!
{3617}{3700}{Y:i}(# "It's Your Party"|by the Lashes)
{3731}{3794}{Y:i}(cheering)
{3927}{3984}{Y:i}# I spent a month
{3986}{4045}{Y:i}# Tryin' to get attention from you
{4046}{4078}Whoo!
{4080}{4171}{Y:i}# I spent a month|doing everything I can...
{4173}{4225}{Y:i}(boy) This party rules!
{4227}{4327}{Y:i}# And I just wanna be invited...
{4329}{4372}Whoo!
{4374}{4405}{Y:i}# And I just wanna be...
{4407}{4489}- Look at all this ice cream.|- Is this low-carb?

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