Along Came Polly 1CD (2004) English sub subtitles

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{1135}{1213}I, Reuben, take you, Lisa--
{1262}{1343}I, Reuben, take you, Lisa,
{1345}{1397}to be my lawfully wedded wife.
{1398}{1457}I do. I do.
{1521}{1581}Hey, Lois.|The room looks beautiful.
{1583}{1634}Oh, thanks. And all the candles|have been replaced...
{1636}{1697}with these mini-lamps you asked for,|so now no more fire
hazard.|Great.
{1698}{1764}Hey, did we sanitize these things?|Reuben!
{1766}{1850}- The best man is in the house! Ohh!|- Oh!
{1852}{1898}- Oh, my God!|- Sandy, you okay?
{1900}{1952}Jorgé, ice.|The best man went down.
{1954}{2034}Dance floor's like a Slip 'N Slide, dude.|I thought I told them not to
wax this.
{2036}{2082}Twenty-three percent of the guests|are over 7 0.
{2084}{2159}I don't want anyone breaking a hip.|Okay. Don't worry.|l'm gonna take
care of it.
{2161}{2228}All right. I analyze risk for a living.|lt's my job to worry.
{2230}{2285}Okay, let me do the worrying|'cause you gotta get married.|Right.
{2286}{2346}l'm good.
{2348}{2421}You got my note that|Harry Bard at table seven|is violently allergic
to seafood?
{2422}{2481}Yes. His chicken will go|nowhere near the fish.
{2482}{2564}We're putting the finishing touches|on the cake.|This looks great.
Lisa's gonna love it.
{2578}{2614}Hit me, dude.
{2774}{2846}Hey, aren't you that kid|from Crocodile Tears?
{2848}{2894}That's right. l'm Sandy Lyle.
{2895}{2942}Man, I saw that movie in high school.
{2944}{2997}That bagpipe scene,|that was the funniest shit, man.
{2999}{3050}We had a good time on that picture.|You want an autograph?
{3052}{3104}Ah, no, thanks.|lt's good to see you, man.
{3106}{3178}I thought you died,|like, 1 5 years ago.
{3214}{3301}Ah. Nah.|l'm very much alive, my friend.
{3303}{3353}l've been doing a lot of stage acting.|Getting back to my roots.
{3355}{3402}- Sandy, we should get going 'cause--|- They're making an|E! True
Hollywood Story on me,
{3403}{3449}so that should clear up|a lot of your questions.
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