Torch Song Trilogy 1CD (1988) English sub subtitles

{1191}{1270}Arnold!
{1567}{1671}Arnold!
{1939}{2028}Arnold!
{2118}{2153}Arnold!
{2315}{2383}Arnold!
{2459}{2524}Arnold!
{2599}{2658}Arnold!
{2661}{2734}LUNCH IS ON THE TABLE!
{2765}{2866}Arnold!
{2868}{2928}Where is that kid?
{3051}{3079}AAH!
{3081}{3111}AAH!
{3113}{3152}HA HA HA!
{3154}{3258}OH! Arnold, What|are you doing in...
{3662}{3836}I think my biggest problem|is being young and beautiful.
{3875}{3959}It's my biggest problem|because I've never been
{3962}{4005}young and beautiful.
{4006}{4095}Oh, I've been beautiful,|I've been young,
{4096}{4169}but never the twain|have met.
{4172}{4245}Not so as anyone|would notice.
{4248}{4351}A shrink acquaintance of mine|believes this to be
{4352}{4469}The root of my attraction|to a class of men
{4472}{4545}subtly described|as old and ugly.
{4546}{4605}He's underestimating|my wheedles.
{4606}{4725}See, a ugly person|who goes after a pretty person
{4728}{4771}Gets nothing but trouble,
{4772}{4891}But a pretty person|who goes after a ugly person
{4892}{4951}gets at least cab fare.
{4952}{5069}I ain't sayin' I never|fell for a pretty face.
{5071}{5143}But when LES JEUX|SONT FAITS,
{5145}{5249}Give me a toad|with a pot of gold,
{5252}{5325}I'll give you|three meals a day.
{5326}{5413}Ain't no toad|when the lights go down.
{5415}{5503}It's daylight|you got to watch out for.
{5505}{5637}A thing of beauty|is a joy till sunrise.
{5639}{5682}There's another group
{5683}{5787}you got to watch|your food stamps around.
{5789}{5833}THE HOPELESS.
{5835}{5922}They break down|into three major categories--
{5923}{5966}MARRIED,
{5969}{6043}JUST IN FOR THE WEEKEND,
{6087}{6190}TERMINALLY STRAIGHT.
{6193}{6252}Those affairs are the worst!
{6253}{6340}You go into them|with your eyes open,
{6343}{6432}knowing all the limitations,|accepting them maturely.
{6433}{6476}THEN WHAM, BAM!
{6477}{6552}You're writing letters|to DEAR ABBY
{6553}{6626}And burning black candles|at midnight.
{6629}{6700}And you ask yourself,|"what happened?"
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