Simon 1CD (2004) English sub subtitles

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{1390}{1440}October 21, 2002
{1445}{1515}Either I say "No" or "Ok, sure".
{1520}{1583}What a line: "No or ok, sure".
{1588}{1679}White or beige. But not off-white.|That's just yellow.
{1684}{1773}We'll discuss it later.|Now where's my parking pass?
{1778}{1822}That would be handy.
{2025}{2114}Hey! What are you doing?!
{2145}{2209}There are little kids around here.
{2214}{2321}Just lost ten points. Queers|count double. Cool pimpmobile!
{2340}{2422}Really? Well I think it's got class.
{2442}{2518}I'm just teasing. You're still with us?
{2523}{2570}Yes. Yes. You too?
{2575}{2618}Barely. I have cancer.
{2642}{2686}That's life. Who's this?
{2691}{2774}This is Bram. My partner.|In the private sense.
{2779}{2816}Hello. I'm Bram.
{2824}{2929}I'm Simon. Camiel's ex-partner.|In business. Don't get any ideas!
{2934}{2987}Yeah, I've heard about you.
{3004}{3055}Don't believe everything.
{3213}{3272}June 3, 1988
{4169}{4232}Stop squirming, man. It doesn't help.
{4237}{4374}{y:i}Simon entered my life with a bang.|{y:i}The story had begun.
{4379}{4469}{y:i}Despite his kindness,|{y:i}I was bit scared of him.
{4474}{4569}{y:i}Anyone who drives like that|{y:i}has to be crazy.
{4580}{4619}Cozy?
{4646}{4691}This guy is nuts.
{4966}{5033}You want another appointment?|- Yes.
{5042}{5145}Me too, Nurse Verlaan. How about it?
{5156}{5266}I just love straight-up horny blondes.
{5325}{5365}I'm gay.
{5520}{5573}Better you than me, buddy.
{5616}{5662}Every bird has its tune.
{5667}{5727}Yeah, but you don't talk like a fag.
{5732}{5781}How "do" fags talk?|- Like fags.
{5834}{5905}You know, with those hands!
{5915}{6002}I can't see.|- Oh, just acting faggy.
{6185}{6323}{y:i}Simon happened to run a local "coffee|{y:i}shop". So I bought my
weed from him.
{6329}{6367}Hey, how's it going?
{6372}{6487}Fine. I hope I can take this off tomorrow.|Spine's straight again.
{6508}{6587}He tried to score a header|with my car last week.
{6642}{6677}This is Camiel.
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