Some Enchanted Evening: Celebrating Oscar Hammerstein II 1CD (1995) English sub subtitles

{103}{210}Ahh, the Simpsons
{1810}{1882}- Aah!
{2210}{2325}Now to our own pie in the sky--|Bill Pie in the KBBL trafficcopter.
{2328}{2383}-So come in, Bill.|- Bad news, drivers.
{2383}{2459}There's an overturned melon truck|on the interstate. Oh, it's a
mess.
{2462}{2536}There's lots of rubber neck in gandmelon|wrestling going on, so
expect delays--
{2539}{2627}- Hey, doughnuts!|- Bart, there's one left, and it's mine.
{2738}{2786}Oh!
{2786}{2824}- Aw, Homer!|- Aw, Dad!
{2826}{2891}- Uh-oh, schoolbus!
{2893}{2949}Cool your jets, man. We're comin'.
{2951}{3004}You forgot the special lunches I made.
{3006}{3064}- That's okay, Mom!|- We got money!
{3066}{3145}- Now, just a darn--|- Aah!
{3145}{3198}Mmm.
{3282}{3330}Oh.
{3330}{3433}- This is Bill Pie, your pie|in the sky, saying good-bye.|-KBBL
{3435}{3522}Well, Maggie,|it's just you and me again.
{3582}{3670}This is KBBL,|K-Babble, all talk, 24 hours a day.
{3673}{3740}If you'd like to shareyour|embarrassing problem with our audience,
{3740}{3821}we inviteyou to call our therapist|of the airwaves, Dr. Marvin
Monroe.
{3821}{3924}Our number is 555-PAI N.
{3927}{3984}Don't be afraid. Call now.
{4063}{4174}- Hello.|I'd like to talk to Dr. Monroe.|- First name, age, problem?
{4174}{4282}I'm Marge, 34,|and my problem is my husband.
{4284}{4358}He doesn't listen to me.|He doesn't appreciate me.
{4361}{4409}I don't know how much more|of this I can--
{4411}{4476}Save your whining for when|you're on the air, okay?
{4569}{4634}Okay, let's see.|Next we have Marge.
{4637}{4706}She's 34 and trapped in|a loveless sham of a marriage.
{4708}{4788}Hey, turn it up.|I love hearing those wackos.
{4790}{4869}- Tell me 'bout your husband, Marge.|- Well--
{4869}{4936}When we were dating,|he was sweeter...
{4939}{5003}and more romantic and 40 pounds thinner,
{5006}{5073}and he had hair,|and he ate with utensils.
{5123}{5205}-What was that last thing you said? Ah.
{5207}{5253}Isn't that your wife, Homer?
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